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[Shin]

14 minutes ago, Rilles said:

@Shin Social Justice Warrior

So you're insulting half the forum

That's ballzy, me like it ???

[Rilles]

haha...uh oh...I better go hide in cave

[Ether]

3 minutes ago, Rilles said:

haha...uh oh...I better go hide in cave

Nope, accept all the hate and your self-hatred

[Rilles]

but... but... caves are cooler than self acceptance  i want to spelunk!

[Ether]

1 minute ago, Rilles said:

but... but... caves are cooler than self acceptance  i want to spelunk!

Your happiness can be found everywhere and also in only one place

[Shin]

Actualized.org right now:

 

Edited March 10, 2018 by Shin

[Time Traveler]

Some bunch of psychologists  was working on a project called "Misery Olympics".

The idea was to design competitions to detect most miserable, unhappy and unlucky person on earth - the champion of misery.

But then they understood that project is impossible.

Why ?

[Shin]

When the universe makes you understand that you need to a decision that might kill you:

 

[Ether]

[Shin]

When God gives you unconditional love

 

[Shanmugam]

One Zen student said, "My teacher is the best. He can go days without eating."

The second said, "My teacher has so much self-control, he can go days without sleep."

The third said, "My teacher is so wise that he eats when he's hungry and sleeps when he's tired."

[Faceless]

11 minutes ago, Shanmugam said:

The third said, "My teacher is so wise that he eats when he's hungry and sleeps when he's tired."

This movement seems more intelligent 

[Shanmugam]

Just now, Faceless said:

This movement seems more intelligent 

yes ...

[Gabriel Antonio]

1 hour ago, Shanmugam said:

One Zen student said, "My teacher is the best. He can go days without eating."

The second said, "My teacher has so much self-control, he can go days without sleep."

The third said, "My teacher is so wise that he eats when he's hungry and sleeps when he's tired."

upvote 

[kieranperez]

When you hear people talk about petty problems after you experience ego death

 

[egoeimai]

@kieranperez but did u know u r already dead ? 

[Ananta]

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Edited March 13, 2018 by Anna1
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