Enlightenment Jokes Here

[Shin]

44 minutes ago, Natasha said:

I have an airport and seaport here, no teleport, sorry 

Just take some vacation in France in 2 months ?

Or do you prefer that I come ? ?

@Natasha Good good ?

Edited March 4, 2018 by Shin

[Natasha]

19 minutes ago, Shin said:

Just take some vacation in France in 2 months ?

I'll be cruising the Caribbean in 2 months. But would like to visit France sometime 

[Ether]

@Shin @Natasha maan, this is not a dating website hahahah

[JustinS]

Neat little nonduality joke, starts at 0:50:35 

[Natasha]

14 minutes ago, Ether said:

@Shin @Natasha maan, this is not a dating website hahahah

We could use one on this forum   

BTW you laughing on the joke thread... mission accomplished 

[Ether]

@Natasha i think @Shin could get most girls

[Shin]

2 minutes ago, Ether said:

@Natasha i think @Shin could get most girls

Can't, I love dicks remember ? ?

[Ether]

@Shin Hey, ok shin, i know you might be hitting on me but im not one of those, sorry.

[Natasha]

@JustinS Good one  Thanks for sharing!

[Natasha]

8 minutes ago, Ether said:

@Natasha i think @Shin could get most girls

Yeah he's smooth like that...another Osho in the making 

[willen1995]

@Emerald Ahahahah

[Shin]

4 hours ago, Natasha said:

Yeah he's smooth like that...another Osho in the making 

4 hours ago, Natasha said:

 

DEAL WITH IT ?

 

[Markus]

Warning against turning non-duality into a philosophy/taking pointers literally/rationalizing away your humanity.
 

[Shin]

When you realize YOU can't be enlightened, but you still keep trying

 

 

[Ether]

@Shin you cant be enlightened but you can REACH enlightenment

[Shin]

1 minute ago, Ether said:

@Shin you cant be enlightened but you can REACH enlightenment

No dude, enlightenment happen, there is no you at all.

Otherwise you're deceiving yourself.

[Ether]

@Shin what do you mean there is not you at all?

 

use clear words and definitions, that makes no sense

[Shin]

5 minutes ago, Ether said:

@Shin what do you mean there is not you at all?

 

use clear words and definitions, that makes no sense

As a sense of separate self.

[Ether]

@Shin you mean we are all one? eh, i dont really agree, i think we are all unique but i havent gotten any realizations on both parts

[Saumaya]

5 hours ago, Ether said:

@Shin you mean we are all one? eh, i dont really agree, i think we are all unique but i havent gotten any realizations on both parts

You are assuming that everyone exists

Objective reality doesnt exist, only subjective does