Enlightenment Jokes Here

[Sri McDonald Trump Maharaj]

2 hours ago, Shanmugam said:

[MarkusSweden]

Enlightenment is the toughest and hardest suicide option that will ever exist. 

 

[Shin]

15 hours ago, Sri McDonald Trump Maharaj said:

[tsuki]

1 hour ago, MarkusSweden said:

Enlightenment is the toughest and hardest suicide option that will ever exist. 

@MarkusSweden Suicide by trying to live the perfect life

[Guest Quanty]

Own joke:

Take a Shit and find Gold.

[Vipassana]

[Ether]

2 hours ago, Vipassana said:

continue to do nothing haha

[Shin]

Do nothing

Just observe

Be

 

[Dodo]

9 hours ago, Quanty said:

Own joke:

Take a Shit and find Gold.

Just by removing 1 letter from both words:

Take a Sit and find God

Or 

Take a Hit and find God!

[Shin]

15 minutes ago, Dodo said:

Just by removing 1 letter from both words:

Take a Sit and find God

Or 

Take a Hit and find God!

That was the joke dude ...

[Shin]

The self paradigm in a nutshell

 

 

[MarkusSweden]

Don't worry, nothing is in control.  

[Ether]

6 minutes ago, Shin said:

The self paradigm in a nutshell

 

 

haha, its not life, its your thoughts bruh!

[Gabriel Antonio]

The student came to the Zen master and asked:

- I am going to do this meditation thing. How long will it take to get me enlightened?

- 10 years - the master replied.

- But what if I practice really hard? - the student insisted.

- In this case, it will take you 20 years. 

[Dodo]

On 21/02/2018 at 1:54 PM, Ether said:

haha, its not life, its your thoughts bruh!

Idk bro it's life sometimes.  

It's only thoughts when life is not fucking you in the ass. Then you are free to do it yourself! ? 

[Sri McDonald Trump Maharaj]

 

 

Edited February 24, 2018 by Sri McDonald Trump Maharaj

[Shanmugam]

[Hsinav]

8 hours ago, Sri McDonald Trump Maharaj said:

 

 

Lol, deep truths spoken by Trump, Amazing, the universe will find its way to awakening through all forms. 

 

 

[Natasha]

Good stuff, guys! I'm sitting here LMAO 

[Shin]