Enlightenment Jokes Here

[Yasser]

student : Master, you're 140 yo and you look happy and healthy. What is your secret ? 
Master : I just agree with whatever comes my way with no resistance 
student : But that can't be right ! 
Master : yes you're right 

[abrakamowse]

[Torkys]

Quote

"I see lots of egos running around wild on this forum, myself not excluded."

                                                                         - Leo in the "Discussion: The End Of Reputation & Rank?" (mega-)thread

 

 

 

Edited February 1, 2018 by Torkys

[Shin]

Learning non-duality as a newbie part 19:

 

You have to believe in yourself.

 

You can't trust yourself.

 

Edited February 3, 2018 by Shin

[Natasha]

Great job on the posts, guys! You're all making me lolol 

[Sri McDonald Trump Maharaj]

 

Edited February 3, 2018 by Sri McDonald Trump Maharaj

[Shin]

17 minutes ago, Sri McDonald Trump Maharaj said:

 

 

[Key Elements]

Yoga with your cat...

 

[MarkusSweden]

When you searching for enlightenment you know everything about the concepts of if, but nothing about the experience itself. When you become enlightened it's the other way around, you experience it, but you don't have any concepts of it. There is no bridge between the concept and the experience of enlightenment! 

- From "Gods paradoxes, vol 3 by Ethan lovemore"

[Shin]

2 minutes ago, MarkusSweden said:

When you searching for enlightenment you know everything about the concepts of if, but nothing about the experience itself. When you become enlightened it's the other way around, you experience it, but you don't have any concepts of it. There is no bridge between the concept and the experience of enlightenment! 

- From "Gods paradoxes, vol 3 by Ethan lovemore"

[Sri McDonald Trump Maharaj]

 

[MarkusSweden]

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Edited February 3, 2018 by MarkusSweden

[Colin]

[pluto]

No self, No problem

[Shin]

[Torkys]

@Sri McDonald Trump Maharaj Awesome joke indeed

[Natasha]

Thank you, @Leo Gura 

Before enlightenment - drown in ideas and mental circle jerk. After enlightenment - watch birds, hand-feed squirrels 

Edited February 4, 2018 by Natasha

[Vytas]

regarding latest Leo's blog about professor Noam Chomsky (https://www.actualized.org/insights/noam-chomsky-exposer-of-self-bias) I found a funny interview with him and Ali G, enjoy

 

 

[Dodo]

1 hour ago, Vytas said:

regarding latest Leo's blog about professor Noam Chomsky (https://www.actualized.org/insights/noam-chomsky-exposer-of-self-bias) I found a funny interview with him and Ali G, enjoy

 

 

love

[Sri McDonald Trump Maharaj]

3 hours ago, Vytas said:

regarding latest Leo's blog about professor Noam Chomsky (https://www.actualized.org/insights/noam-chomsky-exposer-of-self-bias) I found a funny interview with him and Ali G, enjoy

 

 

Imagine Borat going to Satsang.