Enlightenment Jokes Here

[Key Elements]

This clip is a reminder to work on life purpose and not just get any job, and also to go for enlightenment because it's not the paranormal. 

 

[Natasha]

Lamma tell ya... It's my Birthday today... relatively speaking, of course  

[Shin]

22 minutes ago, Natasha said:

Lamma tell ya... It's my Birthday today... relatively speaking, of course  

Damn girl, you're ... horizontal.

I like those hairs of yours, very stylish, very in the moment.

[Max_V]

This morning I was searching for my sweater for a good 40 minutes.

Turns out I was already wearing the sweater under my hoodie all along...  

[Natasha]

@Shin Those multi-color bangs are trending right now...lamoda 

[Torkys]

I feel so bad for making this.  @Leo Gura, please forgive my sins .

 

[Sri McDonald Trump Maharaj]

1 hour ago, Torkys said:

I feel so bad for making this.  @Leo Gura, please forgive my sins .

 

Keep them coming!

[Shin]

A typical spiritual seeker day:
 

Edited December 4, 2017 by Shin

[Dodo]

Posted by @ADD in a closed thread. Found it rather funny  

I want to add

"My father gave me a small loan of a million meditations to get started"

 

[Dodo]

Before Enlightenment - chop wood carry water, after Enlightenment wood chopping itself, water carrying itself ?

[Natasha]

6 hours ago, Dodo said:

Before Enlightenment - chop wood carry water, after Enlightenment wood chopping itself, water carrying itself ?

Good one 

[pluto]

1+1 = 3

Or is it a joke

[Shin]

 

 

 

 

 

Science on Actualized.org right now:

Edited December 9, 2017 by Shin

[Sri McDonald Trump Maharaj]

[Shin]

100% accurate.

 

 

 

 

Edited December 11, 2017 by Shin

[Sri Ramana Maharshi]

Did not watch the vid, but the top joke is flawless. -metta

[pluto]

Sometimes i cant tell the difference

[Natasha]

On 12/11/2017 at 5:15 AM, Shin said:

100% accurate.

 

 

 

 

The vid is so bad, it's good...full circle 

Edited December 13, 2017 by Natasha

[Jasmine]

On ‎12‎/‎03‎/‎2016 at 7:36 PM, Primeval said:

loool good one!

[cetus]

Q: Where does a Buddhist sleep?

A: On a BuddhiRest mattress.