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God-Realize, this is First Business. Know that unless I live properly, this is not possible.

There is this body, I should know the requirements of my body. This is first duty.  We have obligations towards others, loved ones, family, society, etc. Without material wealth we cannot do these things, for that a professional duty.

There is Mind; mind is tricky. Its higher nature should be nurtured, then Mind becomes Wise, Virtuous and AWAKE. When all Duties are continuously fulfilled, then life becomes steady. In this steady life GOD is available; via 5-MeO-DMT, because The Sun shines through All: Living in Self-Love, Realizing I am Infinity & I am God

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I tried explaining to my mother what solipsism is.

Now I am grounded. 


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2 minutes ago, Yimpa said:

I tried explaining to my mother what solipsism is.

Now I am grounded. 

Lol😂😂

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2 hours ago, Yimpa said:

I tried explaining to my mother what solipsism is.

Now I am grounded. 

I tried to explain Solipsism to a mirror, it just repeated what I told him

 


God-Realize, this is First Business. Know that unless I live properly, this is not possible.

There is this body, I should know the requirements of my body. This is first duty.  We have obligations towards others, loved ones, family, society, etc. Without material wealth we cannot do these things, for that a professional duty.

There is Mind; mind is tricky. Its higher nature should be nurtured, then Mind becomes Wise, Virtuous and AWAKE. When all Duties are continuously fulfilled, then life becomes steady. In this steady life GOD is available; via 5-MeO-DMT, because The Sun shines through All: Living in Self-Love, Realizing I am Infinity & I am God

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Don’t you realize that all of you together are the temple of God and that the Spirit of God lives in you?
1 Corinthians 3:16

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1 hour ago, abrakamowse said:

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hilarious 


What you know leaves what you don't know and what you don't know is all there is. 

 

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13 hours ago, Princess Arabia said:

hilarious 

Lol 😂 


Don’t you realize that all of you together are the temple of God and that the Spirit of God lives in you?
1 Corinthians 3:16

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The enlightened master’s favorite U.S. amendment is the Zeroth one, which emphasizes the freedom of silence. 
 

(The comment section of that video is so beautiful, I’m left speechless)

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On 8/8/2024 at 8:47 PM, abrakamowse said:

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Now that’s the right way to transition!


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Why did the enlightened cross the road?

To get to absolutely NOWHERE!


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This weirdly reminded me of awakening/enlightenment 😂:

 

 


Intrinsic joy is revealed in the marriage of meaning and being.

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4 hours ago, Carl-Richard said:

This weirdly reminded me of awakening/enlightenment 😂:

 

I highly suggest the 2022 film 'Glorious', staring J.K Simmons, where a man is trapped in a restroom, with a God he communicates with through the bathroom stall gloryhole. Sounds horrible, but not that bad of a film. 

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Discovering God for the first time:

 


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53 minutes ago, Yimpa said:

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Will I find this at target down the street or do I need to go to Walmart?

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