Enlightenment Jokes Here

[Ray]

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[Ether]

On 20/08/2017 at 7:19 PM, Shin said:

Can't find the video where Eckhart tells that you're more likely to realize your enlightement by going from wall street to prison, then to enlightenment, plz guys !

 

healthy self esteem

[Shin]

@Ether Thank you !

10:07
 
The rest of the video is quite funny too ^^

 

Edited November 12, 2017 by Shin

[Shin]

Despiritualseeker: Would you want to sit and watch "my wall"

Dehotgrill: OH YES, YESSS !!! Hummm, yes of course why not. I mean yeah sure whatever ...

Despiritualseeker: 

 

Dehotgrill: Hummm, no bed ?

Despiritualseeker: Bed is a worldly pleasure, let's kill our ego together !

 

Dehotgrill: 

[MsNobody]

[Truth Seekah]

[Dodo]

Trully extreme scepticists should be extremely sceptical even of extreme sceptisism! 

 

[Martin123]

So this happened

 

[Shin]

I FOUND THE ANSWER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

WAIT A MINUTE ............

 

 

 

[Natasha]

15 hours ago, Martin123 said:

So this happened

 

Not sure which one is more hilarious here - JP or Matt Kahn XD

[Key Elements]

The Lion and the Mouse

Once there was a tiny, playful mouse. He started playing on a sleeping lion because he thought it was just a hill. The lion woke up and caught the mouse and was about to eat him. The mouse started begging for his life.

Mouse: Please, Mr. Lion!!! Don't eat me! I didn't know you were Mr. Lion. Look, I have an idea. If you let me go, I promise I will help you when you need help.

Lion: You? Helping me? In what way??? You think you could actually help me?? HAHAHA!!! What a joke! Ok...Go!  Since you made me laugh, I'll let you go this time.

Mouse: Oh, thank you, Mr. Lion! You won't regret your decision. 

One day, two hunters set up a net to catch a lion. They were confident that the net will catch a lion, so they went for lunch. After a few minutes, the lion was caught in the net.

Lion: Oh no, I'm dead. I can't get out of this. In no time, they will come and kill me.

The mouse appeared.

Mouse: Don't worry. I could get you out of this.

The mouse started chewing the net, and in no time both of them escaped. They became friends.

Moral:  Sometimes you got to drop your ego to fully understand the other being and your situation. 

[Truth Seekah]

15 hours ago, Shin said:

I FOUND THE ANSWER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

WAIT A MINUTE ............

 

 

 

[Truth Seekah]

Edited November 17, 2017 by Truth Seekah

[Shin]

When you started self-inquiry for less than a week

 

 

Leo and his girlfriend

 

Edited November 17, 2017 by Shin

[Sri McDonald Trump Maharaj]

21 hours ago, Truth Seekah said:

We are going to make America conscious again!

[Shin]

When you finally get back to 2h + meditation a day

 

[Ether]

@Shin Max i went was 40 minute , overall 1h05

[Zephyr]

 

[Shin]

When you hear for the first time from one of your friend "There is space around it" (talking about suffering):

 

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Learning non-duality as a newbie:

 

You don't exist ----- You're everything

There is no self ----- There is a true self

There is no free will ----- You have 100% free will

The obstacle is the path -----You have to follow the eightfold path

There is nothing you can do ----- Meditation/Self-inquiry/Retreat/Yoga ...

Don't chase enlightenment ----- You have to desire enlightenment really bad

 

• You don't know what love is ----- You are love
• Nothing is about you ----- Everything is about you
• Don't become a Zen devil ! ----- There is no right or wrong
• Don't kid yourself, you're not enlightened ----- You're already enlightened

 

Edited November 23, 2017 by Shin

[Shin]

How much aware you think you are when you start consciousness work

 

 

 

 

How much aware you think you are after 1 year of consciousness work

 

Edited November 23, 2017 by Shin