Enlightenment Jokes Here

[TheSelf]

@Enlightened please enlighten @Unenlightened One so he could become @Enlightened 

@Enlighten Me this guy need help too! Lol

[TheSelf]

Guess what's the first thing you do after enlightenment?

You're right, make that damn "ask me anything" topic, you fucking instinctively will do it, no way enlightened dudes can resist it, you just gotta do it man lol

Edited March 19 by m0hsen

[Yimpa]

9 hours ago, m0hsen said:

make that damn "ask me anything" topic

Ask me anythi…. Sike!.. you don’t exist!

 

[nistake]

What'd the bully say to the solipsist?

Stop hitting yourself.

[Davino]

5 hours ago, nistake said:

What'd the bully say to the solipsist?

Stop hitting yourself.

ahhahahahhahahahah

 

This thread is the only worth thread in the spirituality subforum

[Yimpa]

Leo Gura: 

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Nobody here is AWAKE.

Claude 3 Opus:

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Welcome to the Annual Sleepwalkers' Convention! Where the only requirement for attendance is being unconscious.

 

[LSD-Rumi]

@TheSelf Not seen one in a while tho 

 

[Cheese]

On 2024-01-09 at 10:22 AM, Yimpa said:

 

 

This made me laugh when I saw this the first time. Now I laugh even more when it's related with Enlighment jokes.

[koops]

[Yimpa]

 

[Dodo]

 

 This is just too good.

[Davino]

[abrakamowse]

[Dodo]

Consciousness should be banned for multiple accounts on the forum 😆 

 

[Yimpa]

 

Edited June 14 by Yimpa

[Yimpa]

You are not the Self.

[Yimpa]

I am an enlightened master; my students are alien rats 

[Eskilon]

6 hours ago, Yimpa said:

I am an enlightened master; my students are alien rats 

I am I am; my students are I ams 

[Extreme Z7]

 

[Yimpa]

There are many who hate meditation, there are many who hate psychedelics, but there are a few who hate nothing, many call them the enlightened ones.

:p

Edited July 7 by Yimpa