Natasha

Enlightenment Jokes Here

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11 hours ago, Davino said:

this was so good, it took me by surprise

Unironically the truest post that has been written on this forum.


Intrinsic joy is revealed in the marriage of meaning and being.

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22 minutes ago, meta_male said:

Where's the gun?

Only in America :D


-1/12 is Infinity 

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2 hours ago, meta_male said:

Where's the gun?

Oh God :D


"Say to the sheep in your secrecy when you intend to slaughter it, Today you are slaughtered and tomorrow I am.
Both of us will be consumed.

My blood and your blood, my suffering and yours is the essence that nourishes the tree of existence.'"

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The OG nonduality troll ikkyu15 made a short video recently after a 3 year hiatus, refreshing to see he's still calling out their bs. Read his video description, the comments are decent too.

 

 

Edited by Devin

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 "Unburdened and Becoming" - Bon Iver

                            ◭"89"

                  

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Enlightenment matters*
 

*just not as much as actually being enlightened 

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After enlightenment, your farts will still smell. The difference is that smelly fart will be all that is.

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Enlightened Master:
“There is nothing to reference.”

Master of Philosophy:
“Let me reference my insightopedia.”

 

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Psychedelic user:

Deep connection with Infinite Love makes all dual relationships Infinitely Loving.

Enlightened user:

There is no you to love, in a nondual way :x

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Humans being enlightened are oxymorons.

Edited by Yimpa

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Enlightenment is simple. You’re either enlightened or an enigma.

 

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