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[Shin]

Kundalini awakening in a nutshell

 

[Shin]

Everyday after my consciousness routine

 

[Natasha]

On 12/08/2017 at 10:55 PM, Shin said:

Everyday after my consciousness routine

 

Who is 'you' and who is 'me'? 

[Shin]

10 minutes ago, Natasha said:

Who is 'you' and who is 'me'? 

The same thing brother.

[Natasha]

2 hours ago, Shin said:

The same thing brother.

Indeed 

[Sri McDonald Trump Maharaj]

Enlightenment in 7 days? 

[Gabriel Antonio]

Remember: you are just a character here. 

[Shin]

When you realize you got to stop trying to try, and stop trying to trying to try, and stop trying to trying to trying to try, while still trying:

 

 

When life feels magical again:

Edited August 16, 2017 by Shin

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[Sri McDonald Trump Maharaj]

[Key Elements]

Troll Joke...in honor of Leo's recent troll thread. 

However, I think the creatures deplicted here are gargoyles. What is the difference between trolls and gargoyles? 

Troll:

(in folklore) an "ugly" cave-dwelling creature depicted as either a giant or a dwarf.

Gargoyle:

a grotesque carved human or animal face or figure projecting from the gutter of a building, typically acting as a spout to carry water clear of a wall.

Ok. These definitions are according to Google. I suppose a troll could be a gargoyle. A gargoyle is just a statue. 

[orroz]

 

1) Everything goes... but don't worry, it comes back soon

2) there is a clear reason if the symbol of infinite is represented by two balls

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3)

Me: Olè!!... the worst is gone!!!

Karma : AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

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4) instead of getting out of the illusions, stop go in there

5) Life is a kamasutra: it f*** you in every position

 

Edited August 19, 2017 by orroz

[Shin]

Can't find the video where Eckhart tells that you're more likely to realize your enlightement by going from wall street to prison, then to enlightenment, plz guys !

 

Edited August 20, 2017 by Shin

[Arman]

 

[Privet]

A student asked his teacher to fix bugs in his program. Teacher gave him disk with CIH virus. The other student asked the teacher for program with no bugs. «Fool!» — said teacher — «Why don't you ask for bugs with no program?» And hits his head with a hard drive.

Edited August 21, 2017 by Privet

[Privet]

Edited August 21, 2017 by Privet

[orroz]

Brain is no place for serious thinking - J. Mckenna

[Znep]

[orroz]

[Shin]

How your ego thinks enlightenment will affect its life

 

Before enlightenment

 

After enlightement