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Little kid: Enlightened master
 


Principal Skinner: World-class scientist 

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I AM itching for the truth 

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Ego-death in a nutshell 

 

 


No space, no time, nothing but you/this/here/now

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Everytime you try to convince Leo that you’re enlightened:
 

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Mamma Mia!

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The sexiest enlightened master
You’ll be so enlightened that you’ll lose your mind!


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Why did the enlightened master cross the road?

To get him and his followers to the enlightened side.


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"The wise seek wisdom, a fool has found it."

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On 4/7/2023 at 8:42 AM, Intraplanetary said:

:DxD

LOL LOVE THIS ONE!!!


You are a selfless LACK OF APPEARANCE, that CONSTRUCTS AN APPEARANCE. But that appearance can disappear and reappear and we call that change, we call it time, we call it space, we call it distance, we call distinctness, we call it other. But notice...this appearance, is a SELF. A SELF IS A CONSTRUCTION!!! 

So if you want to know the TRUTH OF THE CONSTRUCTION. Just deconstruct the construction!!!! No point in playing these mind games!!! No point in creating needless complexity!!! The truth of what you are is a BLANK!!!! A selfless awareness....then that means there is NO OTHER, and everything you have ever perceived was JUST AN APPEARANCE, A MIRAGE, AN ILLUSION, IMAGINARY. 

Everything that appears....appears out of a lack of appearance/void/no-thing, non-sense (can't be sensed because there is nothing to sense). That is what you are, and what arises...is made of that. So nonexistence, arises/creates existence. And thus everything is solved.

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You are a selfless LACK OF APPEARANCE, that CONSTRUCTS AN APPEARANCE. But that appearance can disappear and reappear and we call that change, we call it time, we call it space, we call it distance, we call distinctness, we call it other. But notice...this appearance, is a SELF. A SELF IS A CONSTRUCTION!!! 

So if you want to know the TRUTH OF THE CONSTRUCTION. Just deconstruct the construction!!!! No point in playing these mind games!!! No point in creating needless complexity!!! The truth of what you are is a BLANK!!!! A selfless awareness....then that means there is NO OTHER, and everything you have ever perceived was JUST AN APPEARANCE, A MIRAGE, AN ILLUSION, IMAGINARY. 

Everything that appears....appears out of a lack of appearance/void/no-thing, non-sense (can't be sensed because there is nothing to sense). That is what you are, and what arises...is made of that. So nonexistence, arises/creates existence. And thus everything is solved.

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You are a blank= absence of all qualia

Your life has just been an appearance within the blank.

So your life is basically a test...of multiple choice and filling in the blank.

LOL.

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You are a selfless LACK OF APPEARANCE, that CONSTRUCTS AN APPEARANCE. But that appearance can disappear and reappear and we call that change, we call it time, we call it space, we call it distance, we call distinctness, we call it other. But notice...this appearance, is a SELF. A SELF IS A CONSTRUCTION!!! 

So if you want to know the TRUTH OF THE CONSTRUCTION. Just deconstruct the construction!!!! No point in playing these mind games!!! No point in creating needless complexity!!! The truth of what you are is a BLANK!!!! A selfless awareness....then that means there is NO OTHER, and everything you have ever perceived was JUST AN APPEARANCE, A MIRAGE, AN ILLUSION, IMAGINARY. 

Everything that appears....appears out of a lack of appearance/void/no-thing, non-sense (can't be sensed because there is nothing to sense). That is what you are, and what arises...is made of that. So nonexistence, arises/creates existence. And thus everything is solved.

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"The wise seek wisdom, a fool has found it."

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On 31/10/2023 at 3:01 PM, Razard86 said:

 

Finally a comment from you I would give reputation to. Non of the other nonsense. You don't see in the "Reality is not a dream thread", go back and see who is reacting emotionally.

"YOU MDFKR UR NOT HONEST UR WASTING UR TIME OR U WOULD TAKE THE DRUG I RECOMMEND, you unconscious little worm

that's literally your comments towards me. 

 

I cannot believe you posted ECKHART TOLLE. LOL. I'm literally his "disciple". 

 

Seriously, go to 3:20 of this video and tell me you don't see yourself being described there, and your attitude in this thread and others (the solipsistic one that I disagreed with you and gave you a challenge) .

 

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Mind over Matter, Awareness over Mind

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"The wise seek wisdom, a fool has found it."

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