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Enlightenment Jokes Here

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"Say to the sheep in your secrecy when you intend to slaughter it, Today you are slaughtered and tomorrow I am.
Both of us will be consumed.

My blood and your blood, my suffering and yours is the essence that nourishes the tree of existence.'"

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@LSD-Rumi Don't take it personally. I'm just thinking about the people on the forum who have a hard time distinguishing fantasy from reality.

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Intrinsic joy is revealed in the marriage of meaning and being.

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51 minutes ago, Carl-Richard said:

@LSD-Rumi Don't take it personally. I'm just thinking about the people on the forum who have a hard time distinguishing fantasy from reality.

hahaha, if any one tries to kill  Leo, he will kill them first with his glock, lol. 


"Say to the sheep in your secrecy when you intend to slaughter it, Today you are slaughtered and tomorrow I am.
Both of us will be consumed.

My blood and your blood, my suffering and yours is the essence that nourishes the tree of existence.'"

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Nothing ever matters. Nothing ever happens. Oh shoot gotta pay my bills!!!


You are a selfless LACK OF APPEARANCE, that CONSTRUCTS AN APPEARANCE. But that appearance can disappear and reappear and we call that change, we call it time, we call it space, we call it distance, we call distinctness, we call it other. But notice...this appearance, is a SELF. A SELF IS A CONSTRUCTION!!! 

So if you want to know the TRUTH OF THE CONSTRUCTION. Just deconstruct the construction!!!! No point in playing these mind games!!! No point in creating needless complexity!!! The truth of what you are is a BLANK!!!! A selfless awareness....then that means there is NO OTHER, and everything you have ever perceived was JUST AN APPEARANCE, A MIRAGE, AN ILLUSION, IMAGINARY. 

Everything that appears....appears out of a lack of appearance/void/no-thing, non-sense (can't be sensed because there is nothing to sense). That is what you are, and what arises...is made of that. So nonexistence, arises/creates existence. And thus everything is solved.

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The main difficulty with communicating the Alien Awakening:

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Google Bard:

Why did the enlightened monk cross the road?

To get to the other side of the illusion.

 

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I AM invisible 

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Google Bard: 

Why did the Buddha cross the road?

To get to the other side of the illusion.

Pfft, the Buddha still hasn’t learned that he himself is Absolute Illusion!


I AM invisible 

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On 6/23/2023 at 10:18 PM, mmKay said:

 

 


I AM invisible 

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Why did the Buddha cross the road?

Because YOU'RE DREAMING!


You are God. You are Truth. You are Love. You are Infinity.

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Why did Leo sit on a flower? 

Because Leo is a honey bee. xD


Gender-female. 

 

 

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softly into the Abyss...

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“That was a monk who achieved the highest form of enlightenment. He returned to Monke.” @angeldelgado7120 

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I AM invisible 

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“We have two ears and one mouth so we can listen twice as much as we speak." -Epictetus

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