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[Key Elements]

8 hours ago, abrakamowse said:

This is enlightenment

 

Hahaha! Lol...I hope not. After the massive light enters the body, it would be like *bling* and everyone turns into a horse. No one would pursue enlightenment. 

[Delinkaaaa]

Did you know they do pen like this? 

Please, notice the "Join the religious write" sign on the package. 

[Key Elements]

Yes. Agreed. 

Great map toward self-actualization & enlightenment. (Great if coupled with Spiral Dynamics.)

Bad map 

And...

Quiz question:

Most people go for the _________map.

[MsNobody]

[Natasha]

@MsNobody "If you meet Buddha, kill him". He must have met Buddha 

[Guest Annetta]

[Truth Seekah]

[Sri McDonald Trump Maharaj]

 

[Hemant]

Once Adi Shankara was passing through a forest with his disciples, they encountered an elephant. The great Indian Master who expounded the Advaita(Non Duality) theory and explained at length about Maya or illusion, was the first to flee.

Adi Shankara quickly climbed a tree in order to save himself from the elephant to the shock of his devotees.

Later the perplexed devotees enquired the Master, “You were the one enlightened us about Maya(illusion). The elephant is undeniably the form of Maya(illusion). Why did you flee from it?"

Adi Shankara answered, “If you call the elephant an illusion then why can't you treat my running away and climbing up on tree also as Maya(illusion)?"

[Dodo]

Ego: Dodoster
Enlightenment: Dodoster United

[Sri McDonald Trump Maharaj]

DMT in Finland  

 

[Guest Annetta]

@Sri McDonald Trump Maharaj That is just so strange!  

[Sri McDonald Trump Maharaj]

[Sri McDonald Trump Maharaj]

 

[Dodo]

If bees stop beeing, so will human beings. 

Seems to me like the planet of the bees, not humans. =]

 

[AstralProjection]

Feminist versus a Buddhist.
Feminist “I’m so TRIGGERED, OMG I’m so offended, did you hear what they said?”
Buddhist “You silly, you must empty your monkey mind first, then you will find peace.”
The end. LOL I'm kidding in as much as feminists don't get “triggered” by differing opinions.

[Dodo]

Sitting here in the park, getting high on O2. I am overdosing on it and I've been doing it since birth I think. 

O2-MegaThread: The invisible high.

Edited July 2, 2017 by Dodo

[Dodo]

I'm the fastest driver from east to west, but I need to go north! 

[Toby]

[Sri McDonald Trump Maharaj]