Enlightenment Jokes Here

[Sevi]

On 5/28/2017 at 5:35 PM, Shin said:

When you know that you don't know what you are

 

 

AHAHAH!!! this is me today!!!

No actually, I'm not gonna lie, today was kind of a break through stuff.. but still, life knows how to keep you surprised..

[Shin]

Your true self and the ego, can be seen in both ways

 

@Natasha I've talked with Leo (your brother), he told me he won't sell you for less than 42 sheeps and 7 camels.

Unfortunately I only have 12 and 3, respectively

Edited June 2, 2017 by Shin

[Natasha]

21 hours ago, Shin said:

@Natasha I was kinda joking, I live like 5000 km from where you work you know

I'm from Europe originally. Speak the same first language as Leo  

[Lou7]

My true story from today; I got almost enlightened when I droped an egg on the floor.

I came back to my apartment after a run and started to collecting eggs to make a shake and one of them dropped on the floor.

At this moment I realised (it was a very reflective day overall) that today I learned how to sweep a broken egg from the floor and it hit me so hard that why do I try to get my life together, be the best me when best lessons - the ones I will remember probably my whole life come from events like this little motherf****er. My mind went clear like a sunny sky after a stormy night.

[Sri McDonald Trump Maharaj]

 

[Natasha]

2 hours ago, Sri McDonald Trump Maharaj said:

 

This is deep stuff. You have to be either a psychopath or enlightened to accept it 

[Natasha]

On 6/1/2017 at 1:32 PM, Shin said:

@Natasha I've talked with Leo (your brother), he told me he won't sell you for less than 42 sheeps and 7 camels.

Unfortunately I only have 12 and 3, respectively

I think you're confusing me with one of the girls in the Arj Barker's Sickest Buddhist video 

[AstralProjection]

3 hours ago, Sri McDonald Trump Maharaj said:

 

IDK about the first video I think that might have been modified. But I totally agree with Jordan Peterson in the second video. I've followed Jordan Peterson and Sam Harris a bit.

[Sri McDonald Trump Maharaj]

24 minutes ago, Natasha said:

This is deep stuff. You have to be either a psychopath or enlightened to accept it 

 

[Natasha]

@Sri McDonald Trump Maharaj 

Psychpaths live in great illusion, enlightened live in great reality. Enlightened psychopath sounds more like an oxymoron, though would not be completely impossible   

[Sri McDonald Trump Maharaj]

Ego backlash after awakening

 

[Sri McDonald Trump Maharaj]

 

[abrakamowse]

This is a very popular comic strip from the Rio de la Plata in South America, mostly Argentina and Uruguay (where I came from). 

I think is something that everyone of us has experienced at some point, I translated from spanish to english, I hope it makes sense because I am not a very good translator.

:-P

[Shin]

When you got the insight that you have to die

 

[Dodo]

Thought it was the start of an enlightenment experience

Turns out it was a lightning experience  

Edited June 6, 2017 by Dodo

[Shin]

When you meditate and you experience bliss for the first time

 

Edited June 9, 2017 by Shin

[Delinkaaaa]

Kinda black humor: 

"There was an enlighted being who could make people live longer. But he was gready, so he wanted to pay for it.

One man did not had enough money to pay off his live extencion.

But that was not a problem - the magical being just extended his live a little longer, so that the man could work to pay of the servise."

[Natasha]

@Shin Are you sure it's not Leo being high on something 

[Key Elements]

4 hours ago, Shin said:

When you meditate and you experience bliss for the first time

 

Shin...It was more like this:

He was excited because he saw nothingness and this:

It's called Riding the Ox Backwards in Zen. (Well, the animation is supposed to be going backwards instead.)

And, this massive light goes into the body with extreme bliss like this:

It may have been different since it's done with 5meo. I dunno.

Edited June 9, 2017 by Key Elements

[abrakamowse]

This is enlightenment