Enlightenment Jokes Here

[Dodo]

In Soviet Russia

Enlightenment seeks you!

[Dodo]

Just talked to a fly asking it kindly if it wants to have a samadhi with me ???

[Dodo]

Guys have you heard about this great substance H2O

So I took like a huge dose of it and now I am in a samadhi with my environment! I am The environment, I am God.

 

I am in a love affair

with clean water?

And clean air 

[Natasha]

2 hours ago, Dodoster said:

Just talked to a fly asking it kindly if it wants to have a samadhi with me ???

It's the other way around - if you want to have samadhi with the fly 

[Seraph]

 

[Shin]

When you help someone, and they ask you why you did it.

Edited May 9, 2017 by Shin

[Toby]

[Dodo]

Yesterday I listened to some tv adverts for the first time in a long while and my third eye started vomiting ?

[Loreena]

2 minutes ago, Dodoster said:

Yesterday I listened to some tv adverts for the first time in a long while and my third eye started vomiting ?

Hahaha ... don't come back after attaining enlightenment... be there. 

[Dodo]

11 minutes ago, Loreena said:

Hahaha ... don't come back after attaining enlightenment... be there. 

It wasn't by choice! I was making a sammich in the kitchen and my housemate had let the tv run!  

Also, enlightenment wont run away, its who I am rite?????  

Edited May 11, 2017 by Dodoster

[Shin]

 

 

@Toby

"Your god doesn't exist"
"How can you be sure there is no god ?"

The two questions to instant trigger almost anyone  

Edited May 12, 2017 by Shin

[Toby]

@Shin first exercise: go onto the street and pick a fight with a random stranger over nonduality.

[Dodo]

 

 

6 minutes ago, Shin said:

 

 

@Toby

"Your god doesn't exist"

"How can you be sure there is no god ?"

The two question to instant trigger almost anyone  

 

 

 

 

3 minutes ago, Toby said:

@Shin first exercise: go onto the street and pick a fight with a random stranger over nonduality.

roflmaoooooooooo absolutely!

 

No joke this brings some insight. If I surrender, the opposition wins. If I am the opposition, I win when I surrender. Profit! Hahahhaha

 

 

[Dodo]

420 is 10 times the meaning of life ?

?????????

[Dodo]

Let Go, Let God!

Let be, Let Bed!

[abrakamowse]

On 5/11/2017 at 5:23 AM, Toby said:

@Shin first exercise: go onto the street and pick a fight with a random stranger over nonduality.

Then turn to him the other cheek 

[Guest username]

Contemplation question for grasping Nothingness:

Where is Leo's hair?

Edited May 13, 2017 by username

[Shin]

When an awakening fades out

 

Edited May 13, 2017 by Shin

[Shanmugam]

Sadhguru and Eckhart: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C-rp3b-WsAA67RN.jpg:large

[Barna]

17 hours ago, abrakamowse said:

Then turn to him the other cheek 

I always do, but they get offended...
You mean butt cheek, right?