Enlightenment Jokes Here

[Natasha]

Disciple: Oh wise and all knowing one, take me to the realm of perfect peace.

Master: If I take you to the realm, it will no longer be peaceful.

[Emerald]

A monk walks up to a street-side hot dog cart.

The hot dog cart's vendor asks the monk, "What can I get for you?"

The monk says, "Can you make me one with everything?"

[Amplituda]

[Natasha]

Lol Good one @Emerald Wilkins

[Emerald]

@Natasha Thanks. It's not mine though. A reporter tried telling this to the Dalai Lama when he was interviewing him, but the joke doesn't translate well because the Dalai Lama wasn't familiar with the phrase "make me one with everything" to indicate that they want everything on a hotdog . So, it ended up being really awkward. It was funny to watch though. 

[Natasha]

Interesting. English is my second language too, so I can see how Dalai Lama would have had hard time with that phrase.

[Natasha]

How many Enlightened does it take to change a light bulb?

(post your answer below)

[jjer94]

Knock knock.

Who's there?

..........

[Ayla]

1 hour ago, jjer94 said:

Knock knock.

Who's there?

..........

Who's knocking ? 

[asgard94]

Enlightenment does not exist. It is just an idea created in your head. I'm joking! Ha.   Actually, I'm not... 

Edited March 5, 2016 by asgard94

[Ayla]

The difference between a sage and a worm ?  

[Ayla]

@Pinocchio , You're lying!!!  

[cetus]

 

 

[Toby]

How to be ultra spiritual

Non-Duality Dating

Edited March 5, 2016 by Toby

[Emerald]

8 hours ago, Natasha said:

How many Enlightened does it take to change a light bulb?

(post your answer below)

It doesn't matter because both the enlightened person and the lightbulb are illusions of Maya.

Edited March 5, 2016 by Emerald Wilkins

[werlight]

12 hours ago, Natasha said:

Disciple: Oh wise and all knowing one, take me to the realm of perfect peace.

Master: If I take you to the realm, it will no longer be peaceful.

 

[kalter000]

Wanna hear the joke?..

 

 

My attempts to become enlightened.

[Ayla]

@kalter000 you're cute!!  

[QandC]

What keeps on going but never reaches the door?

Nothing 

 

LOL

[cetus]

 

 Dr. Leo Gura awakening Kermit to the truth of his existence..

Edited March 5, 2016 by cetus56