How can I help you to relax? :)

[Barna]

?  

[sgn]

You could start with sending some money to my bank account. That'd be nice.

[Barna]

Yeah, that would relax me too. I shouldn't think about ways to relax people, I should be a beggar instead! $-) 

[Dodo]

24 minutes ago, sgn said:

You could start with sending some money to my bank account. That'd be nice.

For me too!

Although I cant deny its nice to have the opportunity to test spirituality - weather i can live in peace while things are not going my way.

It's easy to be at peace when comfortable. 

[Barna]

3 minutes ago, Dodo said:

It's easy to be at peace when comfortable. 

:))
Have you ever tried meditating?  

[Dodo]

1 minute ago, Barna said:

:))
Have you ever tried meditating?  

Me-di-tati-ng? Can you eat that?

[Barna]

Nah, it tastes like breathing. I wouldn't recommend. 

[Shin]

Giff me permanent enlightenment, NOOOOOOWWWWW !!!!!!!!

[Sahil Pandit]

Whisper naughty enlightenment jokes in my ear @Barna

[sgn]

You guys are funny 

[sgn]

Oh I mean maya

[Barna]

7 minutes ago, Shin said:

Giff me permanent enlightenment, NOOOOOOWWWWW !!!!!!!!

You think you can finally relax after enlightenment?  
How would our seeking look like, if we would seek ways of relaxing into enlightenment? We would probably just sit... with closed eyes... noticing our breaths... Is it getting familiar? :))

14 minutes ago, Sahil Pandit said:

Whisper naughty enlightenment jokes in my ear @Barna

It can feel like you're inside it. And for a woman it can feel like it's inside her. 

 

15 minutes ago, Mighty Mouse said:

I'd welcome a decent massage...

I love massaging and I've got great compliments for it. Today I just thought that I could be a professional masseur. But then I realized that I would want to massage only woman... and then I realized that I would want to massage only woman I like... 
But hey, if you're in this category then I would massage the hell out of you! :))

[Barna]

Wait... you're not a woman?

I should have read this first: https://www.wikihow.com/Tell-if-a-Mouse-Is-Male-or-Female

[Shin]

@Barna EGOTISTICAL PRICK !!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[pluto]

10 hours ago, sgn said:

You could start with sending some money to my bank account. That'd be nice.

You could start off with you breath. How did you manage to jump that far lol

[Dodo]

18 hours ago, Shin said:

@Barna EGOTISTICAL PRICK !!!!!!!!!!!!

 

That escalated qui.. In the exact frame of time pre-determined by the powers that be.

@Barna pls tell me what is the most relaxing meditation possible 

[Shin]

7 minutes ago, Dodo said:

That escalated qui.. In the exact frame of time pre-determined by the powers that be.

@Barna pls tell me what is the most relaxing meditation possible 

Tantra with your gf, best meditation ever.

[cirkussmile]

Hey Barna!

Nice to see your offer What are you most passionate about?

[Dodo]

15 minutes ago, Shin said:

Tantra with your gf, best meditation ever.

So tantra with my 2 girlfriends - they are twins. Left and Right exact mirror images!! If you know what I mean... Things can get freaky. 

They are very submissive and do exactly as I say... It's crazy

Edited February 5, 2018 by Dodo

[Barna]

On 2/5/2018 at 5:55 PM, Dodo said:

@Barna pls tell me what is the most relaxing meditation possible 

I have no idea. I don't relax myself for a long time. I relax myself often instead. 
But you can try mixing Silva Mind Control with Holosync while focusing on your breath. It's almost like a psychedelic  

 

On 2/5/2018 at 6:08 PM, cirkussmile said:

Hey Barna!

Nice to see your offer What are you most passionate about?

Well, I like extreme forms of motion: I love snowboarding, in the future I want to learn to be a parachuting trainer, I want to learn free running and I want to buy a sporty motorbike. 
But how is it helping you to relax?  
What are you passionate about?

 

@Shin I saw the thread you started today. Why are you making a problem about it? You cannot stop it. You don't have any control over it. So just relax yourself into it. It will dissolve only if you let yourself to merge with it.