Posted January 9, 2018 I've been channeling an entity that goes by the name "Jose" (hoʊˈzeɪ) for decades. I've been channeling this source for so long, that at times it appears like I'm in a host/parasite relationship. Given the recent interest in channeling on the forum, I'd be glad to pass on your questions to the entity. Ask away, and do not offend the entity's high intelligence with inane questions. self cannot get out of self Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 9, 2018 Q: How many dimensions in your universe? Entity: Four. There is no need for more. However, I often project myself down to two dimensions (sometimes one) in order to communicate at your lower level of understanding. Q: What is your view on non-duality? Entity: Time to face reality: everything is separate. If it wasn't, everything would all melt down into one giant black hole made of cheese. And we can't have that. To understand this would require you to imagine a world without hypothetical situations. Q: Tell me more about your universe? Entity: In our realm, we are able to create almost anything from nothing. For example, I've just created eleventy-kazillion buttcoins, which will allow me to purchase your entire universe. No need to be concerned, earthling: my intentions are entirely altruistic and benevolent. Entity: I have some fundamental questions for you earthlings. Please help me comprehend your reality: What is the difference between a wise guy and a wise man? Why do you kill earthlings for killing earthlings, to show that killing is wrong? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? If something "goes without saying", why do people still say it? Why is your word for "fear of long words", Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia? What happens when you get "scared half to death", twice? If you save time, when do you get it back? Why do you have "Do not use if seal is broken" labels? How are you supposed to open and use stuff? Why does sour cream have an expiry date? We all have souls. But what special name do earthlings give to the top of their feet? If one in five earthlings suffer from mental illness, does that mean that the other four enjoy it? I have onety-one billion other questions, but this will do for now. self cannot get out of self Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 9, 2018 2 minutes ago, Monkey-man said: What happens after death 1) Lights go out. 2) Body gets processed into Soylent Green. 3) Gubmint takes all your accumulated stuff. self cannot get out of self Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 9, 2018 (edited) How do I find self worth? Where are some blind spots you might see with my ego? Thanks Edited January 9, 2018 by Annetta Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 9, 2018 22 minutes ago, Annetta said: How do I find self worth? Where did you last put it? 23 minutes ago, Annetta said: Where are some blind spots you might see with my ego? Some? Ego is all blind spots. self cannot get out of self Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 9, 2018 What is "Scrapple" made from ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 9, 2018 1 hour ago, cetus56 said: What is "Scrapple" made from ? It's livermush gone wrong. 1 hour ago, Mighty Mouse said: - We all have souls. But what special name do earthlings give to the top of their feet? Higher Self. Insightful yet logical response. I will direct @jse to dispatch some buttcoin as reward. self cannot get out of self Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 9, 2018 (edited) . What is the difference between a wise guy and a wise man? Some of your questions are related to the way we use language. Each individual have it’s own definition of a word, based on past experience and associations. A wise guy and a wise man are essentially the same, but it have a different “color” or “tone” in our personal expression. . Why do you kill earthlings for killing earthlings, to show that killing is wrong? . If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? . If something "goes without saying", why do people still say it? We have lack of understanding and consciousness. . Why is your word for "fear of long words", Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia? It boggles the mind and seems hard to pronounce. Some people may like those kind of games, but in general we prefer simple patterns. Things have to be quickly identified, because it’s a matter of survival. . What happens when you get "scared half to death", twice? Sometimes we use language to boggle the mind in a pleasant way. Read this : http://www.dgp.toronto.edu/~hertzman/courses/csc2521/fall_2007/ramachandran-science-art.pdf . If you save time, when do you get it back? We can’t really save time but we’d like to. . Why do you have "Do not use if seal is broken" labels? How are you supposed to open and use stuff? . Why does sour cream have an expiry date? Time is very slow on earth, we’ve learned to deal with this constraint. In your world you can make things appear on wish, we can’t do so. . We all have souls. But what special name do earthlings give to the top of their feet? I don’t understand this question. What would be your answer to this question ? . If one in five earthlings suffer from mental illness, does that mean that the other four enjoy it? What do you exactly mean by mental illness ? A mental illness is defined by what is considered "normal" in society. What if we’r all ill ? Edited January 9, 2018 by Soulbass Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 9, 2018 6 minutes ago, Soulbass said: We all have souls. But what special name do earthlings give to the top of their feet? I don’t understand this question. What would be your answer to this question ? Where I come from, we only answer rhetorical questions. self cannot get out of self Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 9, 2018 @jse @Mighty Mouse For me, this sounds like a 'joke' thread, intended to make fun of other threads related to channeling.. Shanmugam Subscribe to my Youtube channel for videos regarding spiritual path, psychology, meditation, poetry and more: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwOJcU0o7xIy1L663hoxzZw?sub_confirmation=1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 9, 2018 Q: What did you eat for breakfast ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 9, 2018 4 minutes ago, Mighty Mouse said: Where I come from, we only answer rhetorical questions. Are you kidding?! Whereas earthlings tend to pursue vocations related to happiness and enlightenment, Josesians only seek the highest forms of rhetorical art. Therefore, I can only answer a truly rhetorical question. 2 minutes ago, Shanmugam said: @jse @Mighty Mouse For me, this sounds like a 'joke' thread, intended to make fun of other threads related to channeling.. Unlike matters of the brain, channeling is no joke. Subtle yet distinguishable difference. 2 minutes ago, Soulbass said: Q: What did you eat for breakfast ? Ask not what breakfast can do for you, but what you can do for breakfast. self cannot get out of self Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 9, 2018 Can you fix my hip pain? Hallå Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 9, 2018 Why has the path to the good life to be so counterintuitive and emotionally difficult ? Observe reality as it is, not as you would like it to be Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
