Some of my most favorite lies I can think of right now   (And probably the most damaging ones to my life) I ll keep expanding to *** My Casual Lies I m the most honest person on the earth you can find. Yeah I miss you too, honey.
I should find my life purpose.
I 'm aware of %100 of what Leo's talking about. I havent miss anything so far.
Right after an episode of How I Met Your Mother I will begin to work.
No more masturbation, just enjoying the porn.
Just one more slice of cake then I'm done.
Just because I bounce on the sofa three times Barca scored.
You look absolutely awesome mom, let s go.

I smoked because of my girlfriend smoked. I have not got constipation problem, just having some hard time with dropping the bomb. My sister is bitching, and complaining and moaning, right? I havent got OCD, I like the repeating process of dropping the pencil on the table 10xtimes. I m on to something big, if this problem would fix, I will be on the heaven. You look gorgeous sweety, the make-up, the hair, the dress you choose, the ear-rings... Just the perfect. So you coming my place tonight, right? I didnt get late, you are the earlier one.  What is the problem with my dad? He never approve me the way that I want, always finds fault in something. I dont need other s approval to feel liked right?, being validating is nice, I dont chase after it. I should read more books. Or should read once in a while. I dont expect Leo to answer my post, and certainly dont expect having this post being the most popular.  -Ohh, you ve failed the test, I m sooo sorry for you. -Not a food addict. I m eating because I m in my adolescence. -Recently I made my sister cry. Because she threw a snowball right to my face. Obviously she deserved my reaction, right? -When I m in a conversation with a cool guy or a hot girl, I m like " ... you know, by the way I ve a studio in my place..." -I m not a horny pervert. I m acquirig merit. (in our culture there is a saying goes like "It s a merit that looking a beautiful.")   -I have control over my post's popularity.  -I m not messy, this is my tidiness. -Before my work out routine let me screw around with my sister. -Everyone must see how aware I am. -I m happy with my girlfriend. -Thats it. Beside these I m a honest person. -I need everything and everyone is to be perfect in my life all the time. -I m the only one who can face this problem. -Why me?! Why any other human being isnt? - Seriously, these are the all lies I ve got. I ve got nothing more.  -Leo owes me an answer.
(Sentence pattern: "Somebody owes me something", you fill those somethings as you like) P.S. to Leo: I m so damn serious, man. -I am wasting my time with these petty people. (Implying the idea: I ve got something to lose.) *** -I authenticly want that guitar, which my cool friend told me to buy.  -I m shy, unatttactive and anti-social. And there is nothing I can do about it. -Ohh, common! What s wrong with these people? They should give me more PR. -Look at this @The Alchemist guy. His reply post has more PR than my post right now. How could that be?
I m not jelous of him. -Even though I think my parents have shallow, meaningless life, I still should love them. -I should keep my friendships going because even the least favorite friend of mine is adding my life some sort of value.  -I suddenly found myself joined in my friends lame event. I dont know how I got here. They drag me into it. *** -I m not giving her freebees just because for her approval. I m a kind and generous kind of human being. - I cook the dinner, so my sister have to wash the dishes. -Ops, my ex is there. Quick! laugh to my buddy s lame joke.  -Seriously, we should come together once a while. (mostly to relatives and 'good' friends) -Me too. (Hardcore people-pleaser alert) *** My Personal Development Lies I really have to categorize my personal development lies because there is so much bullshit I say to myself in this field: -I shouldnt judge the people on this forum based on their ages, their sex, their job, their answer.. I should accept them exactly as they are. -I dont fear from enlightment, it s so damn interesting. I ve finally find a way for torning myself to pieces.  FUCK YEAH LETS GO! -"There is nothing good or bad, but thinking make it so."right? So I know that, and I act like the "modern time Buda" and talk to others along the lines of "you should accept it and you should accept that. Nothing should bother you. I love the experiental reality". And I m like from the inside "Respect me bitches!"  -And this is one of the favorites of mine: " but I do personal development how could I be the wrong one?! Fuck you"
-I ll take the higher ground, or do it for my friend, so anything my friend s saying! -Leo says "do the hardest" right? So I should watch some porn and see if I can tolerate in front of that scene without masturbation. Everyone can do NoFap without porn.
(I actually made this shit up, but if this brilliant idea had came my mind back then, I think I d ve relapsed) -I m not needy, what s wrong with being little enthuisiastic for the hot chicks? -I m nothing like "the most people". 
When Leo begins a sentence with "Most people..." this doesnt apply to me. What a noobs we have in our society.  -It s so fucking important, I gotta do this.  -Here is a good one that I like for the people who also like the brain-fuckers:
"All the things I wrote was true."
  *** -I m so open-minded person. -So why are you avoid watching from the enlightment videos? 
-Dunno what ya talking about. -I dont value awareness, open-mindedness, integrity and so forth, just because Leo told me to value them. -I m not a conformist. I m so far away from the herd-mentality.  -I value higher coinsciousness values over the lower ones. I dont want sex or money or approval or any kind of these petty stuff. *** -When I m reading something non-fiction I should have 1 AHA moment for each sentence. -I shouldnt perceive Leo as a golden boy. And I definitely shouldnt listen to what he says like they are Kuran s teachings. -I shouldnt be a perfectionist. (If you re saying to yourself too, I can submit to you that you re serving so damn well to the perfectionist mindset) -I m just telling white lies to people in order not to hurt them.  -<In your head> You are a liar.
(Which is interesting to say because you say it in your head right? not to his/her face) *** Let s see what you got