It Wasn't Me

[Visionary]

Who would've thought? RUSH HOUR 2 with some deep existential dialogues. 

 

The night of your conception? It was me. Fucking your mom. And your mom being fucked by your dad. That was also me.

Your first kiss with a girl? It was ME. Kissing the girl as you. And being kissed as the girl.

The day your first kid will be born? I'm there allright. Laughing at that little cute head popping out of your wife's vagina. And i'm also the kid by the way. And your wife. And you pacing up and down in the hall outside of the delivery room.

Once you truly experience this, your sanity will be at stake. Be ready to be a complete mad man. Don't go too far in the rabbit hole if you don't feel strong enough. 

For the rationalist people here acting like they have a monopoly on how the game should be played: there is nothing rational about this. Go beyond insanity or just shut the hell up. That's what it takes to truly meet God, at the very least.