Told my parents I wz Tripping Sack

[samijiben]

Lmao so I was tripping on Shrooms 2 nights ago. Ended up sending this fucking diatribe to my parents: (lmao dont ask how akward that next morning was, bulging eyeballs)

 

Dear Father,

It takes a lot of courage on my part to write and ultimately send you these words, since I dare not utter them in person. Yes, it is true that I am tripping balls on mushrooms and your greatest fears are real. I am sorry.

In the meantime, I am worrying about you, and I would like you to know that no medication, whether in physical form from the pharmacy or elsewhere, will be enough to cure your ailment, you sick son of a bitch that has been wandering the cosmos for far longer than an eternity

I Love you to death, and it brings me to tears. This is utter fucking nonsense. This is drivel in its entirty. I hope you exude omnipotence and the fear of nothing, and that you extend such infinite compassiom to all who dare to cross your path.

Seriously, though, I love you, Dad, but this, to be sure, is a joke of humanity, the joke of jokes, the devil in its purest form

I Hope I didn't bother you whilst barfing up the storm of words in the middle of the night. I have the future to be worried about, wherein I will become a great writer that is given zero praise and not even a speck of doubt. Again, I love you, but this point has been underscored. Again, your expectations of what reality must be implode in the face of this jargon.

OH, sweet terror of what is coming to be. I wish you the best, and I hope you drown in a pool of infinite love. It will be the best, since I have handcrafted this reality just for you. You are the sweetest slice of pie of them all. You takes the cake for all that is real. I will probably copy mom in on this so she can laugh, cry, and dance about as she would anyhow

I love you both, you fucking dreams, you cowards, you pigs

I Hope to see you in the next lifetime, because otherwise I will have to face you when I wake up

Oh, and about that fear that psychedelic drugs will ruin my life: that is a fucking farce, a joke if I've ever heard one. Again, I love you both, and you must take it to the grave, because I will be trolling you even after, if you ever gave a fuck

Oh, and in regards to my sexless, worthless lide: why don't you get off your lazy, worthless bum and do something for a change, since you clearly are a fucking bastard. You are delusional, and you aint worth twat. Hope you get some fine, beautiful women sucking on your cock, and they'll be laughing for days, swearing that you are one lying son of a bitch

IF you read this through to its end, you are the real hero of depravity. My laughter is shining as always, piercing through the rays of delight.

God bless my noble desire to uncover the foundation of the universe itself, as if it ever mattered, because it doesn't, and I still love both of you to death

SO thanks for housing me and all that shit. And i hope you kick me the fuck out when push comes to shove. Because shit is about to get real. Infinite lols, from here and beyond. Get a piece of THIS!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Sugarcoat]

Lmao you must have chill parents 

[samijiben]

@Sugarcoat yeah, I do, I guess, lol

I should be more grateful

[Sugarcoat]

1 minute ago, samijiben said:

@Sugarcoat yeah, I do, I guess, lol

I should be more grateful

Yea

[The Renaissance Man]

This is awesome

[Yimpa]

One time I sent my a spam wall of angry messages in our family group chat, probably over 100 of them in a span of 10 minutes 

Family Insanity 

And then I was sent to the mental hospital soon after, rightfully so!

Edited 2 hours ago by Yimpa