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Happy Easter, I Guess

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11 minutes ago, Salariatu said:

Oh Hello! 

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Imagine for a moment, dear friends, that you are Conciousness, and that you have only this one awareness - that you are at peace, and that you are. 

 

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Lol, how the fuck this post devolved from simply whishing a good holyday to episitemic mud wrestling :ph34r:

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3 minutes ago, The Caretaker said:

Lol, how the fuck this post devolved from simply whishing a good holyday to episitemic mud wrestling :ph34r:

Was worth it 


Imagine for a moment, dear friends, that you are Conciousness, and that you have only this one awareness - that you are at peace, and that you are. 

 

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3 hours ago, Salvijus said:

You're just not up to date to the latest information. His identity has been proven 100%. Actually even without the Shroud of Turin there was enough historical evidence to prove his identity. But this is a nail in a coffin. 

 

"Radiocarbon dating has established that the shroud is medieval, and not from the time of Jesus." Wikipedia 

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30 minutes ago, Tudo said:

"Radiocarbon dating has established that the shroud is medieval, and not from the time of Jesus." Wikipedia 

That's old news. The 1988 carbondating suggestion that this is a medieval forgery has been debunked. New studies show the Shroud is 2000 years old without any doubt.

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Imagine for a moment, dear friends, that you are Conciousness, and that you have only this one awareness - that you are at peace, and that you are. 

 

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5 hours ago, Oppositionless said:

Maybe Jesus really rose from the dead. Still not gonna worship him .

Yea I’m open to it

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3 minutes ago, Daniel Balan said:

Hail Satan! Hail Black Metal! Burzum - Dunkelheit!

You can run but you can't outrun reality. 


Imagine for a moment, dear friends, that you are Conciousness, and that you have only this one awareness - that you are at peace, and that you are. 

 

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If the Shroud is a forgery than, 

1. the forger first somehow painted the bloodstains before he painted the image.

2. ⁠the forger integrated forensic qualities that would only be known in the 19th century.

3. ⁠the forger duplicated blood flow patterns in perfect forensic agreement to blood flow from the wrists at 65 degrees from vertical to suggest the exact positions of the arms in crucifixion. ⁠

4. the forger painted the blood flows with genuine AB- blood that he had spiked with excessive amounts of bilirubin since the forger knew that severe scourging with a Roman flagrum would cause erythrocyte hemolysis and jaundice.

5. ⁠the forger plotted the scourge marks on the body of the man on the shroud shroud to be consistent with forensic examination with two scourgers of the same height.

⁠6. the forger also duplicated abrasion and compression marks on the scourge wounds of the shoulders to suggest to 20th century examiners that the man on the shroud had carried a heavy weight following the scourging and more.

7. ⁠the forger, as the genius he is, illustrated the nails of a crucifixion accurately through the wrists instead of the palms as in all other conventional medieval representations.

⁠8. the forger salted the linen with pollen of plants indigenous only to the environment of Jerusalem in anticipation of 20th century palynological analysis.

9. ⁠the forger somehow managed to paint an anatomical and photographic perfect human image in a photographic negative manner centuries before photography.

10.⁠ the forger painted the image with some unknown medium using an unknown technique, 30-40ft away in order to discern the shadowy image as he continued. ⁠

11. the forger was clever enough to depict an adult with an unplaited ponytail, sidelocks and a beard consistent with a Jewish male of the 1st century. ⁠

12. the forger thought of such minute details incorporating dirt from the feet of the man on the shroud consistent with the limestone of the environment in Jerusalem. ⁠

13. the forger was such an expert in 20th century biochemistry, medicine, forensics, pathology, anatomy, botany, photography and 3D computer analysis, that he has foiled the attempts of modern science. His artistic technique clearly triumphs over the likes of Da Vinci and Michelangelo.


Imagine for a moment, dear friends, that you are Conciousness, and that you have only this one awareness - that you are at peace, and that you are. 

 

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45 minutes ago, Salvijus said:

If the Shroud is a forgery than, 

1. the forger first somehow painted the bloodstains before he painted the image.

2. ⁠the forger integrated forensic qualities that would only be known in the 19th century.

3. ⁠the forger duplicated blood flow patterns in perfect forensic agreement to blood flow from the wrists at 65 degrees from vertical to suggest the exact positions of the arms in crucifixion. ⁠

4. the forger painted the blood flows with genuine AB- blood that he had spiked with excessive amounts of bilirubin since the forger knew that severe scourging with a Roman flagrum would cause erythrocyte hemolysis and jaundice.

5. ⁠the forger plotted the scourge marks on the body of the man on the shroud shroud to be consistent with forensic examination with two scourgers of the same height.

⁠6. the forger also duplicated abrasion and compression marks on the scourge wounds of the shoulders to suggest to 20th century examiners that the man on the shroud had carried a heavy weight following the scourging and more.

7. ⁠the forger, as the genius he is, illustrated the nails of a crucifixion accurately through the wrists instead of the palms as in all other conventional medieval representations.

⁠8. the forger salted the linen with pollen of plants indigenous only to the environment of Jerusalem in anticipation of 20th century palynological analysis.

9. ⁠the forger somehow managed to paint an anatomical and photographic perfect human image in a photographic negative manner centuries before photography.

10.⁠ the forger painted the image with some unknown medium using an unknown technique, 30-40ft away in order to discern the shadowy image as he continued. ⁠

11. the forger was clever enough to depict an adult with an unplaited ponytail, sidelocks and a beard consistent with a Jewish male of the 1st century. ⁠

12. the forger thought of such minute details incorporating dirt from the feet of the man on the shroud consistent with the limestone of the environment in Jerusalem. ⁠

13. the forger was such an expert in 20th century biochemistry, medicine, forensics, pathology, anatomy, botany, photography and 3D computer analysis, that he has foiled the attempts of modern science. His artistic technique clearly triumphs over the likes of Da Vinci and Michelangelo.

Sounds like a job for Satan.

Why you fall for Satan's tricks so easily?

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You are God. You are Truth. You are Love. You are Infinity.

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8 minutes ago, Leo Gura said:

Sounds like a job for Satan.

Why you fall for Satan's tricks so easily?

There's only one possible conclusion after studying the Shroud. "Jesus exists and he had attained to the highest ascension bodisattva body of infinite love." 

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Imagine for a moment, dear friends, that you are Conciousness, and that you have only this one awareness - that you are at peace, and that you are. 

 

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5 minutes ago, Salvijus said:

There's only one possible conclusion after studying the Shroud. "Jesus exists and he had attained to the highest ascension bodisattva body of infinite love." 

Absurd epistemology


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7 minutes ago, Leo Gura said:

Absurd epistemology

You've just not taken enough time to see how undebunkable this whole thing is. Your position is from ignorance. 

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Imagine for a moment, dear friends, that you are Conciousness, and that you have only this one awareness - that you are at peace, and that you are. 

 

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4 minutes ago, The Crocodile said:

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Those are my words 


Imagine for a moment, dear friends, that you are Conciousness, and that you have only this one awareness - that you are at peace, and that you are. 

 

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16 minutes ago, The Crocodile said:

 

I can see myself being good friends with that dude 🙂 maybe he needs a little bit of love 🫶 we all do, it's okay. 

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Imagine for a moment, dear friends, that you are Conciousness, and that you have only this one awareness - that you are at peace, and that you are. 

 

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8 minutes ago, Salvijus said:

I can see myself being good friends with that dude 🙂 maybe he needs a little bit of love 🫶 we all do, it's okay. 

 

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43 minutes ago, The Crocodile said:

 

I know I saw the movie. I wish he would find peace tho. Seems like he's wasting his life. Nice to know you have strong feelings for me Crocodile 🤗 I wish you peace aswell 😇 one day we'll be good friends. You'll see 🙂 also thank you for the push back. It was fun 😇

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Imagine for a moment, dear friends, that you are Conciousness, and that you have only this one awareness - that you are at peace, and that you are. 

 

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2 hours ago, The Crocodile said:

 

Lmao

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