Jackie Chan's mum was a drug dealer and his dad was a nationalist Chinese spy 😂

[Aaron p]

Did you know Jackie Chan's parents met because his mother, "leelee," was an opium smuggler in Shanghai and his dad, real original name "Fang," was a undercover Chinese intelligence operative. 

Fang arrests Leelee, feels sorry for her, releases her, they fall in love, get married and have Jackie Chan...wtf

 

[chess_king]

LOL

[Aaron p]

Fang looks like he's been hit by a fucking train

[Nilsi]

 

[Aaron p]

12 hours ago, Nilsi said:

 

Check out this movie. I'm from Northern Ireland and we have a history of like bombing ourselves and protestants versus Catholics and paramilitary gangs and extreme violence. 

This movie is so hilarious because it's about Jackie Chan who comes to Ireland and starts bombing the IRA 😭 

 

The Foreigner 2017 

 

 

[Aaron p]

@chess_king @Nilsi