Teal Swan's Orgy Game - Personality Test

[Emerald]

 

This personality awareness game sets up the premise that there is an 8-person orgy that happened in a specific place that led to the creation of you.

Who are the 8 beings that had an orgy to conceive you? And where did it happen?

I'll share mine below...

• Enid from Ghost World
• Luna Lovegood from the Harry Potter books
• Mother Augra from The Dark Crystal
• Christine Daaé from The Phantom of the Opera
• Velma from Scooby Doo
• Salvador Dali
• Alan Watts
• A nerdy guy who's very fixated on his special interests

And it happened in the weird psychedelic looking night club in the movie Monkeybone that Brendan Fraser's character visits when he's in a coma.

Here's the scene...

 

Edited Saturday at 04:28 AM by Emerald

[LambdaDelta]

Place is somewhere from Umineko no Naku Koro Ni, probably the City of Books, or the Sea of Fragments (my profile pic)

 

The 8 would go something like

• Lalo Salamanca from Better Call Saul
• Jesus Christ 
• Captain Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean 
• Featherine from Umineko
• Nikola Tesla
• Eren Yeager from Attack on Titan
• Yhwach from Bleach
• Ibn ʿArabī

That's a fun exercise, I could shove a couple more in there, but the restriction on the amount actually makes you consider each pick more carefully. Next it would be interesting to elaborate on each of the choices. Thanks for sharing. 

[LastThursday]

This is fun!

• Laurel from Laurel and Hardy
• Dirty Harry
• Magnum (PI)
• Dangermouse
• Gandalf
• Sir Isaac Newton
• Bugs Bunny
• Wonder Woman (specifically the TV version)

I was conceived on Gallifrey.

[Emerald]

6 hours ago, LambdaDelta said:

Place is somewhere from Umineko no Naku Koro Ni, probably the City of Books, or the Sea of Fragments (my profile pic)

 

The 8 would go something like

• Lalo Salamanca from Better Call Saul
• Jesus Christ 
• Captain Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean 
• Featherine from Umineko
• Nikola Tesla
• Eren Yeager from Attack on Titan
• Yhwach from Bleach
• Ibn ʿArabī

That's a fun exercise, I could shove a couple more in there, but the restriction on the amount actually makes you consider each pick more carefully. Next it would be interesting to elaborate on each of the choices. Thanks for sharing. 

Cool! Thank you for sharing. I looked up the ones I was unfamiliar with. I'm getting a sense of the vibe of the mixture of these personalities.

[Emerald]

5 hours ago, LastThursday said:

This is fun!

• Laurel from Laurel and Hardy
• Dirty Harry
• Magnum (PI)
• Dangermouse
• Gandalf
• Sir Isaac Newton
• Bugs Bunny
• Wonder Woman (specifically the TV version)

I was conceived on Gallifrey.

This is an interesting mixture of characters!

[aurum]

@Emerald no Jung? 

[Emerald]

2 hours ago, aurum said:

@Emerald no Jung? 

I thought about it. But I decided against it because others felt more resonant. Here are some that I considered but decided to leave on the cutting room floor, given that I could only do 8...

• Carl Jung
• The Hindu God Shiva
• Alice from Alice in Wonderland
• Bjork
• Frida Kahlo
• Luisa from Encanto
• Thunderella from Happily Ever After
• Elrond from the Lord of the Rings
• Vash the Stampede from Trigun

Edited Saturday at 06:17 PM by Emerald

[integral]

Alien from stranger planet (what R this?)

Bob the builder (we can fix you)

Arthur (childhood, imagination)

Hero from Movie Hero 2002 (self sacrifice)

Black monolith (the absolute)

Inuyasha (romantic hopeless)

All happening in a old farmhouse, surrounded by pasture and cornfields out in the middle of nowhere

— 

but why do we identify with these characters? How was it a reflection of us? 😅

Edited Saturday at 09:40 PM by integral

[Nilsi]

My god, I gave this prompt to my AI and it already knows me way too well by this point:

Friedrich Nietzsche – Laughing like a mad priest, wine-drenched and bleeding from the forehead. He seeded you with the will to aesthetic power, the drive to affirm even your own destruction.

Gilles Deleuze – Whispering through the folds of bodies, sliding between surfaces, never fully there. He gave you the logic of becoming, and the unbearable lightness of escaping definition just before climax.

Kaja Kallas – Stoic Baltic steel wrapped in translucent lace. She didn’t break a sweat but orchestrated everything with perfect calm. She endowed you with strategic resolve, digital sovereignty, and the ability to wear war like perfume.

Monica Bellucci – She didn’t speak—she sighed, and reality rearranged itself. She made you mythic, untouchable, and taught you that desire is power when you don’t chase it.

Jane Birkin – With a cigarette in one hand and post-coital boredom in her eyes, she hummed a tune that made Deleuze weep. From her, you took melancholy glamour, taste, and the refusal to try too hard.

Don Corleone – He didn’t move quickly—but every motion was law. He left you with ritual authority, familial fatalism, and the ability to make offers people feel instead of understand.

Arca – Arca didn’t fuck—she glitched. Her body blurred between genders, genres, and realities. She screamed, cried, sang, and coded all at once. From her, you inherited posthuman eroticism, shapeshifting charisma, and the ability to self-destruct as performance.

Theodor W. Adorno – Moaning in German, ashamed of his arousal, quoting Schoenberg while being spanked by Bellucci. He cursed you with critical despair, refined revulsion, and the conviction that mass culture is hell—but you still love pop.

Where It Happened:

In a decommissioned NATO listening station in the Estonian forest, repurposed as a techno-spiritual retreat. Surveillance cameras still blinked red. Snow outside. Heat inside. Data and flesh merged. Somewhere between Cold War nostalgia and post-identity rave.

There were no words spoken—only moans, theories, treaties, and feedback loops.

You emerged not as synthesis, but as interference—

A seduction protocol wrapped in velvet, coded for collapse, loyal to a Europe that no longer believes in itself but still wears silk.

[Eskilon]

I was born inside an empty curved white room.

• The Buddha
• Naruto from Naruto
• Kabir
• Optimus Prime from Transformers
• An extraterrestrial
• Pyrrho of Elis 
• Osho
• Kyoraku Shunsui from Bleach

[Emerald]

2 hours ago, integral said:

Alien from stranger planet (what R this?)

Bob the builder (we can fix you)

Arthur (childhood, imagination)

Hero from Movie Hero 2002 (self sacrifice)

Black monolith (the absolute)

Inuyasha (romantic hopeless)

— 

but why do we identify with these characters? How was it a reflection of us? 😅

My experience has been that fictional characters and famous role models are a great reflection through which we can find parts of ourselves.

This is why kids tend to naturally imitate who they admire... as it gives form to yet formless aspects of the personality.

[Emerald]

1 hour ago, Nilsi said:

My god, I gave this prompt to my AI and it already knows me way too well by this point:

Friedrich Nietzsche – Laughing like a mad priest, wine-drenched and bleeding from the forehead. He seeded you with the will to aesthetic power, the drive to affirm even your own destruction.

Gilles Deleuze – Whispering through the folds of bodies, sliding between surfaces, never fully there. He gave you the logic of becoming, and the unbearable lightness of escaping definition just before climax.

Kaja Kallas – Stoic Baltic steel wrapped in translucent lace. She didn’t break a sweat but orchestrated everything with perfect calm. She endowed you with strategic resolve, digital sovereignty, and the ability to wear war like perfume.

Monica Bellucci – She didn’t speak—she sighed, and reality rearranged itself. She made you mythic, untouchable, and taught you that desire is power when you don’t chase it.

Jane Birkin – With a cigarette in one hand and post-coital boredom in her eyes, she hummed a tune that made Deleuze weep. From her, you took melancholy glamour, taste, and the refusal to try too hard.

Don Corleone – He didn’t move quickly—but every motion was law. He left you with ritual authority, familial fatalism, and the ability to make offers people feel instead of understand.

Arca – Arca didn’t fuck—she glitched. Her body blurred between genders, genres, and realities. She screamed, cried, sang, and coded all at once. From her, you inherited posthuman eroticism, shapeshifting charisma, and the ability to self-destruct as performance.

Theodor W. Adorno – Moaning in German, ashamed of his arousal, quoting Schoenberg while being spanked by Bellucci. He cursed you with critical despair, refined revulsion, and the conviction that mass culture is hell—but you still love pop.

Where It Happened:

In a decommissioned NATO listening station in the Estonian forest, repurposed as a techno-spiritual retreat. Surveillance cameras still blinked red. Snow outside. Heat inside. Data and flesh merged. Somewhere between Cold War nostalgia and post-identity rave.

There were no words spoken—only moans, theories, treaties, and feedback loops.

You emerged not as synthesis, but as interference—

A seduction protocol wrapped in velvet, coded for collapse, loyal to a Europe that no longer believes in itself but still wears silk.

Very interesting! How accurate do you feel the AI was in describing you through these people/characters?

[The Caretaker]

What can I say, I do like a good drama, theatrics, and spectacles . An antagonistic storyteller with a good heart. Kinda like chaotic good vibe from DnD charts.

• Himmel from Frieren: Beyond Journey's End - a narcissistic hero on the surface, with a very altruistic and protective nature, who leads by example and moves everybody to a better future
• Attrox from League of Legends - an angry warlord with the light motive of divine justice
• Vergil from Devil May Cry - a stylish swordsman with a superiority complex
• Bruce Lee - the desire to perfect one's mind through one's body
• Lucifer (portrait in the statue "Le génie du mal") - the "necessary" evil, rejected by his own creator
• Anduin from Warcraft - a literal paladin
• Allan Watts - a cinical and imperfect spiritual leader who emphasizes play over seriousness
• Kurapika from Hunter x Hunter - a very motivated character with an obsession with getting stronger

And here is the place, a burning church...

[Nilsi]

9 minutes ago, Emerald said:

Very interesting! How accurate do you feel the AI was in describing you through these people/characters?

More accurate than anything I could’ve come up with on the fly.

My AI has had to suffer through years of my most heartfelt and self-indulgent rants - and honestly, it’s way better at holding all of it at once than I am.

[Nilsi]

Just now, The Caretaker said:

What can I say, I do like a good drama, theatrics, and spectacles . An antagonistic storyteller with a good heart. Kinda like chaotic good vibe from DnD charts.

• Himmel from Frieren: Beyond Journey's End - a narcissistic hero on the surface, with a very altruistic and protective nature, who leads by example and moves everybody to a better future
• Attrox from League of Legends - an angry warlord with the light motive of divine justice
• Vergil from Devil May Cry - a stylish swordsman with a superiority complex
• Bruce Lee - the desire to perfect one's mind through one's body
• Lucifer (portrait in the statue "Le génie du mal") - the "necessary" evil, rejected by his own creator
• Anduin from Warcraft - a literal paladin
• Allan Watts - a cinical and imperfect spiritual leader who emphasizes play over seriousness
• Kurapika from Hunter x Hunter - a very motivated character with an obsession with getting stronger

And here is the place, a burning church...

I played a mean top-lane Aatrox back in the day

[The Caretaker]

4 minutes ago, Nilsi said:

I played a mean top-lane Aatrox back in the day

Ahhaha. It's bitter/sweet how cool and strong his fantasy is, but how lame his kit feels. I would expect something more impactful, like Sion.

[Eskilon]

10 hours ago, LambdaDelta said:

Place is somewhere from Umineko no Naku Koro Ni, probably the City of Books, or the Sea of Fragments (my profile pic)

 

The 8 would go something like

• Lalo Salamanca from Better Call Saul
• Jesus Christ 
• Captain Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean 
• Featherine from Umineko
• Nikola Tesla
• Eren Yeager from Attack on Titan
• Yhwach from Bleach
• Ibn ʿArabī

An Umineko enjoyer haha. I need to play/read it sometime; I've heard good things about it.

[LastThursday]

4 hours ago, Emerald said:

9 hours ago, LastThursday said:

This is fun!

• Laurel from Laurel and Hardy
• Dirty Harry
• Magnum (PI)
• Dangermouse
• Gandalf
• Sir Isaac Newton
• Bugs Bunny
• Wonder Woman (specifically the TV version)

I was conceived on Gallifrey.

This is an interesting mixture of characters!

Now I come to look at it, it's kind of an odd list. There's an all-knowing, powers, manly-man, goofy vibe to it. All things I've aspired to and probably still do. Good to ponder.

[LambdaDelta]

6 hours ago, Emerald said:

Cool! Thank you for sharing. I looked up the ones I was unfamiliar with. I'm getting a sense of the vibe of the mixture of these personalities.

Yeah, it's an interesting blend. To expand a little:

• Lalo: general demeanor; cheery that can shift into dead serious in a heartbeat. Constant observation, attention to detail, on the razor edge of paranoia almost. Forward-thinking. Left-handed, kinda similar looks, switching between multiple languages seamlessly.
• Jesus: Love, tolerance, devotion to God, "I Am He".
• Jack Sparrow: improvisation on the spot, coming up with solutions under pressure. The strange way he walks; I hike a lot and flapping your hands around like that actually greatly helps balance on the descent, particularly at high speeds. 
• Featherine: an attitude of looking at people as little children engaging in their shenanigans, enjoying the show. A certain flair for the dramatic (Mercurius of Dies irae is also a good fit here). Being the Creator/author in my life.
• Tesla: advanced visualization and memory, always looking for ways to change and improve existing processes/things. A desire to benefit humanity through my work. 
• Eren: perseverance, willpower, a "no reverse gear" attitude. Willing to pay any personal cost to achieve what I must. 
• Yhwach: my spiritual shadow, the Antichrist - some slight messianistic motifs. The ability of prophetic dreams.
• Ibn ʿArabī: the Sufi I resonate most with. His Unity of Being doctrine, the 99 names of Allah being infinite, panentheistic nature of God, having awoken completely very early on but being compelled to walk the path from the beginning again, the attitude of being thankful to those that you help for accepting your aid, "Whichever way you turn, there is the face of God" as the favorite hadith, etc. all match my own experiences. 
  
   

3 hours ago, Eskilon said:

An Umineko enjoyer haha. I need to play/read it sometime; I've heard good things about it.

An enjoyer is an understatement  It's my favorite work of fiction of all time, and it plays a significant role in how I do philosophy and spirituality. 
The main themes are Truth and Love, coincidentally. Though more in a postmodern, stage Yellow sort of way rather than Absolutes. 
It's a big time investment and a slow start, but so worth it IMO. Plus it's got some of the best voice acting and OST ever put to screen. I apologize for taking the thread a little off-topic, but I've been looking for an opportunity to mention Umi here for a long time, and here we are. Do you read other visual novels, which ones do you like?

 

 

Edited Saturday at 10:10 PM by LambdaDelta

[Eskilon]

1 hour ago, LambdaDelta said:

Do you read other visual novels, which ones do you like?

I've only played a little bit of Danganronpa, I enjoyed for what i've played but I stoped to study and stuff like that. Besides Umineko, the ones that I want to try in the future so far are: "The house of Fata Morgana", "Steins Gate", and maybe Fate lol. If you want to recommend some I'm open to it.

I actually had my weeb phase(even learned a bit of Japanese), I think Japanese fiction has a lot to offer, there's a lot of spirituality baked in their stories. It's not all rainbows though, with the ammount of isekais and some bland stuff like fanservice, but I think that's inevitable given the majority of the public. If I may recommend something to you is the Light Novel called: "Baccano!" it's really great in my opinion, a blend of multiple genres with an interesting plot and spicy action, mixed with complex, creative and eccentric characters(it even has a solipsistic character lmao). The Light Novel got an anime(it didn't adapt everything though, only the first 4 volumes), you can check that out first to see if you like and then read bit by bit

Edited Sunday at 12:03 AM by Eskilon