Tucker Carlson Mauled By A Demon

[The Crocodile]

 

Edited Tuesday at 09:34 PM by The Crocodile

[Leo Gura]

By demon he means a poor brown person begging for coins on the street corner as Tucker drives by in his Range Rover while sipping his latte?

Edited Tuesday at 10:03 PM by Leo Gura

[The Crocodile]

34 minutes ago, Leo Gura said:

By demon he means a poor brown person begging for coins on the street corner as Tucker drives by in his Range Rover while sipping his latte?

The epistemology is actually relatively good for a devil like Tucker, since he said he doesn't know what it is and doesn't understand any of it. Basically he woke up with scratch/claw marks one night. Though he says he slept with his four dogs in the bed.

[Leo Gura]

4 minutes ago, The Crocodile said:

Basically he woke up with scratch/claw marks one night. Though he says he slept with his four dogs in the bed.

Ahahahahahahahahahaha....

Edited Tuesday at 10:44 PM by Leo Gura

[PurpleTree]

Smh It’s called sleep paralysis 

I’ve had it countless times.

 

 

[Joshe]

Tucker and Russell Brand have been joining each other on speaking engagements. It’s not a coincidence both of these grifters have recently been making public spectacles of Christianity.

Tucker’s story is most likely fabricated. Does this sound true :  Tucker was so stricken by the incident that it prompted him to begin his quest to understand reality and it just so happened to lead him to reading the Bible in solitude for 2 years, and he intentionally avoided being influenced by preacher men because he needed to make sure he wasn’t led astray. 

Lol. That’s hilarious. 

Tucker is conscious of his own bullshit and my guess is he accepts it as part of his apex predator mindset. Not everyone is doing the best they can. Some people knowingly embrace falsehood, and Tucker is one of them. 

Edited yesterday at 01:11 AM by Joshe

[Leo Gura]

9 minutes ago, Joshe said:

Tucker’s story is most likely fabricated.

It's certainly possible to have a weird or scary mystical experience and then seek answers to make sense of it. Quite logical. It's just that his Christian answers are not gonna be much good. They're going to be very corrupted.

Edited yesterday at 01:18 AM by Leo Gura

[Joshe]

15 minutes ago, Leo Gura said:

It's certainly possible to have a weird or scary mystical experience and then seek answers to make sense of it. Quite logical. It's just that his Christian answers are not gonna be much good. They're going to be very corrupted.

Of course it's possible and very logical (which is why it's effective), but it's not consistent with his character. What's more consistent, Tucker is willing to spend 2 years chasing after Truth or Tucker is fabricating stories to gain even more influence in the space he's been intentionally grifting for years? 

I think your default starting position should be the latter. To assume a professional liar is telling the truth here seems like bad thinking. 

Edited yesterday at 01:33 AM by Joshe

[Hojo]

Dogs have claws and can leave claw marks. I wake up with random deep scratches but I think I tickle myself to sleep and scratch myself.

Edited yesterday at 01:35 AM by Hojo

[Leo Gura]

Plot twist: the demon who clawed Tucker was himself.

OMG, I am too funny.

[gambler]

36 minutes ago, Hojo said:

I think I tickle myself to sleep

That’s actually adorable.

Edited yesterday at 02:11 AM by gambler

[Basman]

Might just be one of his four dogs that mauled him (or his wife).

[Jodistrict]

I was in a mushroom ceremony in Mexico, and there was a smell of sewer gas, which sometimes happens there.  While smelling the gas, I had intense visions of demons surrounding me.  The facilitator lighted up some palo santo and they went away.  The next day, I talked to a lady in the group and she said that the same thing happened to her and that she could feel them attacking her body.  She then lifted up her shirt, and she had bruise marks on her stomach and back. 

[PurpleTree]

 

[eTorro]

Trump is an evil person, but I couldn't see that in the beginning. I'm so happy I'm waking up.