Danish petition to buy California

[Basman]

https://denmarkification.com/

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Why Trump Might Sell

Let’s be honest – Trump isn’t exactly California’s biggest fan. He’s called it "the most ruined state in the Union" and has feuded with its leaders for years. We’re pretty sure he’d be willing to part with it for the right price.

And hey, we’ll even throw in a lifetime supply of Danish pastries to sweeten the deal.

As for the will of the citizens? Well, let’s face it – when has that ever stopped him? If Trump wants to sell California, he’ll sell California.'

The Tremendous Plan

Crowdfunding Goal of $1 trillion (give or take a few billion). That’s just 200,000 kroner from every Dane. Skip a few lattes, and you’re golden.

We’ll send our bestest negotiators – Lego executives and the cast of Borgen.

It is in the national interest to promote the extraordinary heritage of our Nation, so California will become New Denmark. Los Angeles? More like Løs Ångeles.

Danish Values: We’ll bring hygge to Hollywood, bike lanes to Beverly Hills, and organic smørrebrød to every street corner. Rule of law, universal health care and fact based politics might apply.

California is full of hipsters and homeless people. We should get a deep discount.