Conversations with God

[Spiritual Warrior]

Conversations with God Entry #1

Me: Hi God, how are you?

God: I'm good, thanks. How are you?

Me: Good. What did you have for dinner tonight?

God: Oh I had some steak with mashed potatoes. Medium - rare. Oh..... it was a slender cut of meat.

Me: What? You eat meat?

God: *God chuckles* Do humans eat meat?

Me: Well yes, of course. 

God: Theres your answer. 

Me: Hmmmmm. okay. 

Me: God, why did you create devils in this world? 

God: Oh my son, why not? The world is infinite, why not create devils and unicorns and rainbows and beaches and sushi and tornadoes and slendermen and Florida and Antarctica and man purses and Lindsey Lohan and porn and sex and babies and breast milk and Lucifer and testicles and backpacks and bedrooms and skyscrapers and planets and rocks and stars and suns. Why not, my son? When you are the all powerful being, theres nothing stopping you from creating all sorts of things. Wouldn’t you do the same?

Edited December 1 by Spiritual Warrior