You have an alien exchange student.

[yetineti]

They speak your language perfectly, yet have no bearing on how you live.

You can bring it anywhere in the world, teach it anything, etc.

But ultimately, you must convey human life to this being.

What do you do?

It knows nothing. It has done nothing you’ve done before.

Edited September 24 by yetineti

[Carl-Richard]

On 24.9.2024 at 5:25 AM, yetineti said:

They speak your language perfectly, yet have no bearing on how you live.

I don't think that's possible, but I would show them TikTok. That's the current human predicament condensed down to its essence.

[Keryo Koffa]

Memes

[integration journey]

I would make it explore a couple of countries in the Middle East, Europe and Africa with me while we walk and talk. 

[Basman]

Bro, we're getting fucking wasted.

[shree]

I would show him the miserable, war-torn Balkans, collect a few shrapnel from the walls of houses people are still living in, and make a senseless attempt to explain why humans waste invaluable resources on war. Oh, and why people there call their daughters 'my son'.

Edited October 1 by shree

[Schizophonia]

lol

I offer him a kebab and go bowling with him, and then we will talk about random stuffs.

Edited October 1 by Schizophonia

[PenguinPablo]

First order of business...

Life is suffering (if you're operating on Human OS)

[yetineti]

I feel like the alien. It is why I asked.

My mind can go blank. So blank.

I ride the line between existing properly and fantasy of the mind.

Often, I feel alien, compared to others, with no explanation.

I have nothing to show for it. Nothing to prove. Just a blank mind; confused. 
 

I do appreciate all of your answers. Quite insightful and enlightening. I could only think of basic answers such as eating. That’s not human. What you guys said was great.