I am Stage Beige

[quan]

I belong on stage 1, or stage beige, of Spiral Dynamics. Ask me anything.

I start my day with a 50% chance of getting out of bed.

If I arise, I mainly focus on eating and drinking. I forage for cheese in the fridge that my parents pay for.

Sometimes, if I am not sleeping, I enjoy barking or making chimpanzee sounds. Occasionally I also partake in some NSFW activities.

I conclude the day with a nice snooze.

[Butters]

What's your favorite subreddit? 

[quan]

I enjoy the orangutan subreddit. I don't like chimpanzees though. They scare me too much and make me stay in bed.

[ici]

What excites you the most?

[quan]

Sometimes right before howling or making chimpanzee noises I become excited, especially whilst partaking in NSFW activities. But I much prefer the calmness of a warm bed.

[eos_nyxia]

I've been waiting years for someone to make this post! Seriously, way more interesting than people claiming to be stage Turquoise/ Coral/ whatever, haha.

[LoseYourvelf]

Me and my brother invented a new stage called Stage Beige Hybrid, its after Coral, you're welcome to join us there

[Sugarcoat]

This is kind of like life with poor mental health 

[LoseYourvelf]

1 minute ago, Sugarcoat said:

This is kind of like life with poor mental health 

Honestly I don't think anyone is putting bad mental health past YOU in particular per your activity here 

[Sugarcoat]

3 minutes ago, LoseYourvelf said:

Honestly I don't think anyone is putting bad mental health past YOU in particular per your activity here 

I don’t know what you mean

[LoseYourvelf]

3 minutes ago, Sugarcoat said:

I don’t know what you mean

Nvm I just didn't realise we were talking about bad mental health lol

[Sugarcoat]

1 minute ago, LoseYourvelf said:

Nvm I just didn't realise we were talking about bad mental health lol

Ok

[ici]

Yellow is a self-aware beige. Notice the contrast.

[Keryo Koffa]

43 minutes ago, eos_nyxia said:

I've been waiting years for someone to make this post!
Seriously, way more interesting than people claiming to be stage Turquoise/ Coral/ whatever, haha.

As a self-identified coral lifeform, I feel the disrespecc!

42 minutes ago, LoseYourvelf said:

Me and my brother invented a new stage called Stage Beige Hybrid, its after Coral, you're welcome to join us there

Yeah, it's called Iridescent and it's full of colors! 🥰

[LoseYourvelf]

9 minutes ago, ici said:

Yellow is a self-aware beige. Notice the contrast.

It's full of Brown

[ici]

6 minutes ago, LoseYourvelf said:

It's full of Brown

Hahaha

[Javfly33]

have you tried the mcrib?

[lostingenosmaze]

Holy shit this baby can type!

[PurpleTree]

the beige rage

[r0ckyreed]

On 9/16/2024 at 8:44 AM, quan said:

I belong on stage 1, or stage beige, of Spiral Dynamics. Ask me anything.

I start my day with a 50% chance of getting out of bed.

If I arise, I mainly focus on eating and drinking. I forage for cheese in the fridge that my parents pay for.

Sometimes, if I am not sleeping, I enjoy barking or making chimpanzee sounds. Occasionally I also partake in some NSFW activities.

I conclude the day with a nice snooze.

This is stupid. The fact that you can form coherent sentences already puts you above beige lol. 

Edited September 18 by r0ckyreed