Bean’s journal 🐯

[Yimpa]

Around age 5, I was in the mall having fun on the carousel with my sister. After the ride, and out of nowhere, my uncles joked around and said to me “We don’t love you anymore.” I then started crying uncontrollably. Another family member got up to my face and yelled “Stop crying.”

This was all happening as my uncles were laughing hysterically like hyenas. 

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Suffice to say, I’ve been surviving crocodile attacks since I was a child, MFs!

Edited November 3 by Yimpa

[Yimpa]

The ice machine on our refrigerator water dispenser is working differently today. Only one cube came out, and it happened to have two pieces stuck together. 

Magic cooler.

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A haiku from Claude:

A lone ice cube falls  
Two joined as one, surprising—  
My fridge plays favorites

 

[Beans]

just heading back home after eating subway 

Yimpa and I were arguing that the apple sauce was not in a jug and as soon as we pull into the neighborhood Yimpa decides to turn to go to target because I made him “mad” for not believing him 

I laughed bc I couldn’t believe his silliness about the applesauce 

we began talking about Apple sauce because I was saying how much I loved my tuna 

I liked the texture 

today was the first time I had my subway tuna sandwich in the most perfect way 

I’m glad we tried something different today

[Yimpa]

Last night was the first night in ages that I was able to get uninterrupted sleep 

[Yimpa]

That one scene near the end of the movie Terrifier is precisely what conservatives imagine when they see a trans person 💀 

[Beans]

6 hours ago, Yimpa said:

That one scene near the end of the movie Terrifier is precisely what conservatives imagine when they see a trans person 💀 

It was low key terrifying and I hope no republican finds that movie tbh

[Yimpa]

I am always with you. Not by force, but in spirit.

[Yimpa]

Here is my brain during this election:

It’s just too much

It’s just too much

its just too much 

It’s just too much

It’s just too much

its just too much 

It’s just too much

It’s just too much

its just too much 

It’s just too much

It’s just too much

its just too much 

[Yimpa]

I will begin the process of changing my legal name and, hopefully, get a gender marker change on my passport to X. I hope to get this all done before Trump’s administration stops allowing non-binary people from changing their gender maker to X.

[Yimpa]

But in all honesty, I am also open to not being able to change it to X. Because 7 8 9.

What even is the big deal with letters and numbers?

I am odd, regardless (;

Edited November 6 by Yimpa

[Yimpa]

I am beyond numbers and letters.

You can kiss my imaginary ass 

[Yimpa]

 

[Yimpa]

To love what you hate is a selfless act. Get curious about what that means for you.

Edited November 6 by Yimpa

[Yimpa]

We are collectively burning our karma.

[Beans]

I’m just a girl

 I’m just a girl in the world 

https://music.apple.com/us/album/just-a-girl/1440845400?i=1440845532

[Beans]

I enjoy singing karaoke with you and your dad 

[Yimpa]

22 hours ago, Beans said:

I enjoy singing karaoke with you and your dad 

I enjoy the chipmunk mic effect. Meow meow meow 

[Yimpa]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?si=WSdKv_DLJOBcKPni&v=neaeFc3hjjA&feature=youtu.be

 

[Yimpa]

I farted while singing and Beans’ breath smells 

[Beans]

1 hour ago, Yimpa said:

I farted while singing and Beans’ breath smells 

😭 bro have mercy I had Taco Bell 

lmaooo but istg Yimpa had a guilty conscience bc they farted 

and gave me anxiety bc I thought my breath smelled like ten cans of bounce that ass