"Does my ass look fat?"

[Jannes]

If a girl asks you "does my ass look fat?" how does one reply without falling for a trap? I feel as though it would be of great importance to collect a list of possible responses so we are all well prepared if such a situation would come about. 

My best response so far would be: "Yes but in a good way."      // 6/10

[PRai1ND1A]

2 minutes ago, Jannes said:

If a girl asks you "does my ass look fat?" how does one reply without falling for a trap? I feel as though it would be of great importance to collect a list of possible responses so we are all well prepared if such a situation would come about. 

My best response so far would be: "Yes but in a good way."      // 6/10

Shitty Question 

[Keryo Koffa]

27 minutes ago, Jannes said:

If a girl asks you "does my ass look fat?" how does one reply without falling for a trap? I feel as though it would be of great importance to collect a list of possible responses so we are all well prepared if such a situation would come about. 

My best response so far would be: "Yes but in a good way."      // 6/10

[Yimpa]

Is a peach really an ass?

Does free-the-fat milk actually come from donkeys?

Will Trump’s trip to Buttler be a shit show?!?

Stay tuned for some more bootiful, rump-tush-ous action!!!

Edited July 28 by Yimpa

[Jannes]

I appreciate that you recognize the seriousness of the topic at hand. 

[Schizophonia]

I say yes, and when she gets frustrated (😣☹️😡) I laugh, I come closer, I gently grab her little apple (enriched with olive oil, as it happens 🤔🤷‍♂️), and finally I kiss her, reassuring her that it's perfect 😈🤫
 

 

[Schizophonia]

8 minutes ago, Jannes said:

I appreciate that you recognize the seriousness of the topic at hand. 

Jokes asides, you’re worrying too much.

[Emotionalmosquito]

1 hour ago, Schizophonia said:

I say yes, and when she gets frustrated (😣☹️😡) I laugh, I come closer, I gently grab her little apple (enriched with olive oil, as it happens 🤔🤷‍♂️), and finally I kiss her, reassuring her that it's perfect 😈🤫
 

 

Great way to end up with a case 

[Emotionalmosquito]

Even worse is when she shows you a picture of her friends asking which one is the hottest while promising to not get mad when you know damn well she will if you even hint at any of them being pretty.

[Yimpa]

(Banned teaching):  

 

The Asscension of The Budai

[Carl-Richard]

"It's thick".

[UnbornTao]

"What do you want me to say?"

 

Edited July 29 by UnbornTao

[Princess Arabia]

Any female that asks that question is looking to break up with you. 

[Leo Gura]

My girlfriend once asked me that.

I skillfully dodged the question with a distracting joke.

But then I went to sleep that night and didn't feel right for dodging the truth.

So next morning I called her and told her her butt was fat.

That was the end of that relationship.

The cost of truth.

Edited July 29 by Leo Gura

[RightHand]

"yes"

[Butters]

13 minutes ago, Leo Gura said:

The cost of truth.

I bet that giant ass distracted you from truth. 

[NoN-RaTiOnAL]

lucky for me i like a fat ass on my face so i never lie when i say "not enough!"

[Yimpa]

1 minute ago, NoN-RaTiOnAL said:

lucky for me i like a fat ass on my face so i never lie when i say "not enough!"

 

[Jehovah increases]

Looks sexy to me.

[Davino]

20 minutes ago, Leo Gura said:

My girlfriend once asked me that.

I skillfully dodged the question with a distracting joke.

But then I went to sleep that night and didn't feel right for dodging the truth.

So next morning I called her and told her her butt was fat.

That was the end of that relationship.

@Leo Gura ahahahahahahahah

That could be me. Luckily I learnt that women are emotional creatures so truth can be spoken when their emotional state is appropriate. Although I still get myself plenty into trouble.