Jannes

"Does my ass look fat?"

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1 minute ago, Davino said:

Luckily I learnt that women are emotional creatures so truth can be spoken when their emotional state is appropriate.

It can also be inappropriate as well.


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39 minutes ago, Leo Gura said:

My girlfriend once asked me that.

I skillfully dodged the question with a distracting joke.

But then I went to sleep that night and didn't feel right for dodging the truth.

So next morning I called her and told her her butt was fat.

That was the end of that relationship.

The cost of truth.

What?!


"Not believing your own thoughts, you’re free from the primal desire: the thought that reality should be different than it is. You realise the wordless, the unthinkable. You understand that any mystery is only what you yourself have created. In fact, there’s no mystery. Everything is as clear as day. It’s simple, because there really isn’t anything. There’s only the story appearing now. And not even that.” — Byron Katie

 

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44 minutes ago, Butters said:

I bet that giant ass distracted you from truth. 

Wrong. I have a small ass.

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Edited by Yimpa

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12 minutes ago, OBEler said:

@How to be wise you must lie all the times to keep a girlfriend my son.

Words of wisdom.


You are God. You are Truth. You are Love. You are Infinity.

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2 minutes ago, Leo Gura said:

Words of wisdom.

 


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It turns out that I’m not only Asexual, but also Assexual! 

No AAA game can compete with that.


I AM a goy 

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35 minutes ago, Yimpa said:

It can also be inappropriate as well.

I prefer navigating in calmer oceans my friend 


God-Realize, this is First Business. Know that unless I live properly, this is not possible.

There is this body, I should know the requirements of my body. This is first duty. We have obligations towards others, loved ones, family, society, etc. Without material wealth we cannot do these things, for that a professional duty.

There is Mind; mind is tricky. Its higher nature should be nurtured, then Mind becomes virtuous and Conscious. When all Duties are continuously fulfilled, then life becomes steady. In this steady life God is available; via 5-MeO-DMT, ... Living in Self-Love, Realizing I am Infinity & I am God

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1 hour ago, Leo Gura said:

My girlfriend once asked me that.

I skillfully dodged the question with a distracting joke.

But then I went to sleep that night and didn't feel right for dodging the truth.

So next morning I called her and told her her butt was fat.

That was the end of that relationship.

The cost of truth.

Shame, you just gave her a compliment lol


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- "Is my dick big enough?"

- "I won't dignify that with an answer"

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Posted (edited)

On 2024-07-28 at 8:56 PM, Jannes said:

 how does one reply without falling for a trap? 

"it looks perfect" 

That's the answer to every question about her appearance. Every other response is suicide, lol. 

Edited by Salvijus

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4 hours ago, OBEler said:

@How to be wise you must lie all the times to keep a girlfriend my son.

It's a dangerous perspective. It can create distance and unconscious limitations for your relationships and future matrimony.

Truth is what grows a relationship. Love is what gives it meaning.

Between those two my life dances. 

Inspired by Nisargadatta.


God-Realize, this is First Business. Know that unless I live properly, this is not possible.

There is this body, I should know the requirements of my body. This is first duty. We have obligations towards others, loved ones, family, society, etc. Without material wealth we cannot do these things, for that a professional duty.

There is Mind; mind is tricky. Its higher nature should be nurtured, then Mind becomes virtuous and Conscious. When all Duties are continuously fulfilled, then life becomes steady. In this steady life God is available; via 5-MeO-DMT, ... Living in Self-Love, Realizing I am Infinity & I am God

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1 hour ago, Salvijus said:

"it looks perfect" 

That's the answer to every question about her appearance. Every other response is death, haha. 

Of course not. If a dress makes her look bad and you tell her it's nice and then you get out and it's inappropriate, then she's gonna lose trust in you.

It's a complicated balance, you gotta dance with a woman, there are no strict rules, she's like the ocean, you gotta ride her.


God-Realize, this is First Business. Know that unless I live properly, this is not possible.

There is this body, I should know the requirements of my body. This is first duty. We have obligations towards others, loved ones, family, society, etc. Without material wealth we cannot do these things, for that a professional duty.

There is Mind; mind is tricky. Its higher nature should be nurtured, then Mind becomes virtuous and Conscious. When all Duties are continuously fulfilled, then life becomes steady. In this steady life God is available; via 5-MeO-DMT, ... Living in Self-Love, Realizing I am Infinity & I am God

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1 hour ago, UnbornTao said:

- "Is my dick big enough?"

- "I won't dignify that with an answer"

This joke can has two twists. Microscopic dick or Gigantic cock.


God-Realize, this is First Business. Know that unless I live properly, this is not possible.

There is this body, I should know the requirements of my body. This is first duty. We have obligations towards others, loved ones, family, society, etc. Without material wealth we cannot do these things, for that a professional duty.

There is Mind; mind is tricky. Its higher nature should be nurtured, then Mind becomes virtuous and Conscious. When all Duties are continuously fulfilled, then life becomes steady. In this steady life God is available; via 5-MeO-DMT, ... Living in Self-Love, Realizing I am Infinity & I am God

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4 hours ago, Davino said:

This joke can has two twists. Microscopic dick or Gigantic cock.

Add to that a recontextualization:

It's the woman asking the guy.

Edited by UnbornTao

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2 hours ago, UnbornTao said:

Add to that a recontextualization:

It's the woman asking the guy.

xDxDxD


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5 hours ago, Davino said:

It's a dangerous perspective. It can create distance and unconscious limitations for your relationships and future matrimony.

Truth is what grows a relationship. Love is what gives it meaning.

Between those two my life dances. 

Inspired by Nisargadatta.

Yes we all want that so. For me it was a bitter pill to swallow:

Lies and Manipulation is what grows a relationship. Between those two my life dances.

Both women and men lie and manipulate each other constantly.

Edited by OBEler

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10 hours ago, Leo Gura said:

My girlfriend once asked me that.

I skillfully dodged the question with a distracting joke.

But then I went to sleep that night and didn't feel right for dodging the truth.

So next morning I called her and told her her butt was fat.

That was the end of that relationship.

The cost of truth.

Hence, my comment above. See, I know what I'm talking about. I need to be like you and stand my ground. Then again, maybe not. hehe


Know thyself....

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17 minutes ago, OBEler said:

Yes we all want that so. For me it was a bitter pill to swallow:

Lies and Manipulation is what Mea relationship. Between those two my life dances.

Both women and men lie and manipulate each other constantly.

Men lie about different things than women.


Know thyself....

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10 hours ago, Jehovah increases said:

Looks sexy to me.

Perfect answer. It's neither a yes nor a no. Can't beat this response. 


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