Posted July 28 If a girl asks you "does my ass look fat?" how does one reply without falling for a trap? I feel as though it would be of great importance to collect a list of possible responses so we are all well prepared if such a situation would come about. My best response so far would be: "Yes but in a good way." // 6/10 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 28 2 minutes ago, Jannes said: If a girl asks you "does my ass look fat?" how does one reply without falling for a trap? I feel as though it would be of great importance to collect a list of possible responses so we are all well prepared if such a situation would come about. My best response so far would be: "Yes but in a good way." // 6/10 Shitty Question ****This account is deactivated. **** ****This account is deactivated. **** ****This account is deactivated. **** Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 28 27 minutes ago, Jannes said: If a girl asks you "does my ass look fat?" how does one reply without falling for a trap? I feel as though it would be of great importance to collect a list of possible responses so we are all well prepared if such a situation would come about. My best response so far would be: "Yes but in a good way." // 6/10 Iridescent ⠂⠕⢎ 💥 ⡱⠪⠐ Living Rent-Free in 🥳 Liminal 😁 Psychic 🥰 ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤 Synergy ☯ Your ❄ Fractal 💗 Heart Hyper-Space ! 𓂙 𓃦 𓂀 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 28 (edited) Is a peach really an ass? Does free-the-fat milk actually come from donkeys? Will Trump’s trip to Buttler be a shit show?!? Stay tuned for some more bootiful, rump-tush-ous action!!! Edited July 28 by Yimpa I AM a devil Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 28 I appreciate that you recognize the seriousness of the topic at hand. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 28 I say yes, and when she gets frustrated (😣☹️😡) I laugh, I come closer, I gently grab her little apple (enriched with olive oil, as it happens 🤔🤷♂️), and finally I kiss her, reassuring her that it's perfect 😈🤫 Nothing will prevent Wily. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 28 8 minutes ago, Jannes said: I appreciate that you recognize the seriousness of the topic at hand. Jokes asides, you’re worrying too much. Nothing will prevent Wily. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 28 1 hour ago, Schizophonia said: I say yes, and when she gets frustrated (😣☹️😡) I laugh, I come closer, I gently grab her little apple (enriched with olive oil, as it happens 🤔🤷♂️), and finally I kiss her, reassuring her that it's perfect 😈🤫 Great way to end up with a case Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 28 Even worse is when she shows you a picture of her friends asking which one is the hottest while promising to not get mad when you know damn well she will if you even hint at any of them being pretty. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 28 (Banned teaching): The Asscension of The Budai I AM a devil Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 29 "It's thick". Intrinsic joy is revealed in the marriage of meaning and being. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 29 (edited) "What do you want me to say?" Edited July 29 by UnbornTao Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 29 Any female that asks that question is looking to break up with you. Know thyself.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 29 (edited) My girlfriend once asked me that. I skillfully dodged the question with a distracting joke. But then I went to sleep that night and didn't feel right for dodging the truth. So next morning I called her and told her her butt was fat. That was the end of that relationship. The cost of truth. Edited July 29 by Leo Gura You are God. You are Truth. You are Love. You are Infinity. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 29 13 minutes ago, Leo Gura said: The cost of truth. I bet that giant ass distracted you from truth. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 29 lucky for me i like a fat ass on my face so i never lie when i say "not enough!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 29 1 minute ago, NoN-RaTiOnAL said: lucky for me i like a fat ass on my face so i never lie when i say "not enough!" I AM a devil Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 29 20 minutes ago, Leo Gura said: My girlfriend once asked me that. I skillfully dodged the question with a distracting joke. But then I went to sleep that night and didn't feel right for dodging the truth. So next morning I called her and told her her butt was fat. That was the end of that relationship. @Leo Gura ahahahahahahahah That could be me. Luckily I learnt that women are emotional creatures so truth can be spoken when their emotional state is appropriate. Although I still get myself plenty into trouble. God-Realize, this is First Business. Know that unless I live properly, this is not possible. There is this body, I should know the requirements of my body. This is first duty. We have obligations towards others, loved ones, family, society, etc. Without material wealth we cannot do these things, for that a professional duty. There is Mind; mind is tricky. Its higher nature should be nurtured, then Mind becomes virtuous and Conscious. When all Duties are continuously fulfilled, then life becomes steady. In this steady life God is available; via 5-MeO-DMT, ... Living in Self-Love, Realizing I am Infinity & I am God Share this post Link to post Share on other sites