craziest pick up openers list

[Majed]

hey guys share your craziest pick up openers, for me it's "i love your thighs" i once opened a girl with that line it went pretty smooth for me. 

[NoSelfSelf]

@Majed What happend next that was so smooth?

[Majed]

@NoSelfSelf she was attracted to me, but told me she was talking to someone so i couldn't further our relationship.

[NoSelfSelf]

@Majed So you tell me that just because she smiled at you and had a fun vibe she was attracted you and then she said she is speaking to somebody.If you believe that then you have a bigger problem than looking for some opener.You are making that woman  greatest salesman in the neigbourhood,or i should say saleswoman.

Edited July 10 by NoSelfSelf

[Majed]

@NoSelfSelf what is your craziest opener, and how it went afterwards ?
 

[NoSelfSelf]

@Majed I dont use crazy openers, i say what i say always and she either says that sounds good ill take your number,or she says no and some excuse why...

[Majed]

@NoSelfSelf i recommend you try some crazy openers just for fun, next time tell a girl i love your thighs and see how it goes. 

[Princess Arabia]

Why did the chicken cross the road and leave its thighs on the other side. Lol

[NoSelfSelf]

@Majed I assume it goes smooth as a butter after that 😉

[Majed]

@NoSelfSelf lmao

[Emotionalmosquito]

Approach a girl that already looks too young, look at her for a second and say “nah never mind. You look a bit too old.”

 

[Butters]

Hot women are like cats and I AM THE CATNIP! 

[Spiral]

1 hour ago, Emotionalmosquito said:

Approach a girl that already looks too young, look at her for a second and say “nah never mind. You look a bit too old.”

 

Haha I like this one

[hoodrow trillson]

Would you help me bury a body?

[Yimpa]

Are you an alien? You are out of this world!