Exotic Pizza Contest - Fun!

[Davino]

1 hour ago, UnbornTao said:

Bread and toppings are but fleeting illusions, mere whispers in the vast emptiness of the pizza void. To grasp at bread is to chase the wind; to cling to toppings is to hold onto shadows. Pizza, as we perceive it, is a construct of our dualistic mind, an attachment we must transcend. In the realm of ultimate truth, there is no pizza, and yet, pizza is everywhere. Non-pizza neither affirms nor denies; it is the middle way, the path of balance and harmony. Thus, the enlightened diner sees beyond bread and toppings, savoring the taste of emptiness itself.

--GPT

Pizza AI Sutra

[Rigel]

1 hour ago, UnbornTao said:

Bread and toppings are but fleeting illusions, mere whispers in the vast emptiness of the pizza void. To grasp at bread is to chase the wind; to cling to toppings is to hold onto shadows. Pizza, as we perceive it, is a construct of our dualistic mind, an attachment we must transcend. In the realm of ultimate truth, there is no pizza, and yet, pizza is everywhere. Non-pizza neither affirms nor denies; it is the middle way, the path of balance and harmony. Thus, the enlightened diner sees beyond bread and toppings, savoring the taste of emptiness itself.

--GPT

I got to magnet that to a fridge somewhere.

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Virtual virtual pizza

[GLORY]

[Jannes]

Jedi Survivor Pizza

Jedis are usually known for their connection in the force. What few people know is that Jedis can differentiate between 300 different flavors of sharpness whereas normal folk and Sith alike only taste one kind of sharpness. Jedi supporter have learned to communicate with surviving Jedis in this way by cooking their pizza to a certain sharpness to communicate a message. For example the danger of the area.

 

Color shifting pizza

Its made with chameleon which are prepared in such a way that they dont loose their color shifting abilities in dead/cooked form. So the pizza adapts to the environment. (The crust is also made out of chameleon)

Edited June 16, 2024 by Jannes

[Carl-Richard]

I'm going off topic and posting kundalini pasta, because I'm that edgy.

 

Edited June 15, 2024 by Carl-Richard

[Yimpa]

7 minutes ago, Carl-Richard said:

I'm going off topic

I’m reporting you to the pizza gods 

[GabeN]

[Applegarden8]

Stacraft 2 Mothership Licorice Pica with obsidian lasers and ether

[Yimpa]

 

[Princess Arabia]

23 hours ago, Rigel said:

Bread & toppings free pizza

And the winner is.......

[Jannes]

Self sustaining pizza
A pizza which material is carefully selected that it can both be eaten but can also create life. Out of the (eatable) pizza dough grow plants (which can be eaten in their entirety) and little animals (which can all be eaten and are delicious) live in a natural balance.

Music pizza
All the ingredients are carefully selected to make funny sounds when they are eaten. If you eat very fast it becomes a wild music because many sounds fall together at once while when you eat slowly only few sounds at a time come up which underlines the experience of the eating process.

Lifetime pizza
A highly advanced and optimized society calculates the longevity of an individuum after birth based on their genes. There is obviously only one food which this highly optimized society eats and it is pizza. So this society provides every new born individual a pizza just big enough that they can eat their whole life from it. (nobody over- or undereats there as everybody is interested in optimization) Instead of age these individuals refer to the length of their pizza that is still left.

Season pizza
A pizza split in 4 parts which represent easter, sommer, fall and winter.

Minecraft Pizza

Pizza made out of eatable blocks

Lego pizza

Pizza made out of eatable lego blocks. 

The refillable pizza 

Order a piece. If you are done and want to eat more just press the crest on an automaton and it sticks more onto it. 

 

Edited June 16, 2024 by Jannes

[GLORY]

[Carl-Richard]

2 hours ago, Jannes said:

Self sustaining pizza
A pizza which material is carefully selected that it can both be eaten but can also create life. Out of the (eatable) pizza dough grow plants (which can be eaten in their entirety) and little animals (which can all be eaten and are delicious) live in a natural balance.

Imagine creating an evolutionary niche where animals with coat patterns most resembling pizza have the highest fitness 😆

[GLORY]

[Jannes]

10 minutes ago, Carl-Richard said:

Imagine creating an evolutionary niche where animals with coat patterns most resembling pizza have the highest fitness 😆

Where would that be useful though? It's not a good disguise because you disguise yourself as food. It could be useful as a trap though. 

On 15.6.2024 at 11:58 AM, Jannes said:

The pizza trap

Year 2900... Modern society has only left human environments left. Animals need to adapt. Because pizza is humans most loved food and because its everywhere a few animals evolved to disguise certain body parts of themselves like a pizza to lure prey. 

 

[Princess Arabia]

10 minutes ago, GLORY said:

Nice

[Jannes]

The ultra expensive pizza 

Some billionaire assholes have nothing better to do than to eat the most expensive pizza possible. Its made with saffron, white truffles, wagyu beef, lamas caviar and even a touch of gold leaf.

 

The space pizza

Human kind put all kind of interesting human stuff in a box and sent it to space to make aliens conscious of our existence. Pizza as humans most beloved food needed to be part of that of course. Because everything needed to be compact the shape of the pizza was shaped like earth to get more information along. 

 

biver pizza 

A large piece of bark with leaves and branches on top. yummy. 

Edited June 16, 2024 by Jannes

[Carl-Richard]

1 hour ago, Jannes said:

Where would that be useful though? It's not a good disguise because you disguise yourself as food. It could be useful as a trap though. 

For example in a niche where the foliage and general environment have pizza patterns on them. Camouflage is critical for predator and prey animals alike.

Edited June 16, 2024 by Carl-Richard

[mmKay]

Volcano pizza pls

[Davino]

Luxury Pizza:

Golden bread with a ruby bed and diamonds on top