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Show me that mysterious funny content, that's all I am asking for.

If anything your post is pretty sarcastic and cynical in itself. A passive agressive smiley face with hearts doesn't change anything about that. Show me some stuff you and the 'concious elite' find funny.

Also status has to do with you being considered funny or not. Laughing at someones joke is like a bonding experience. People want to bond with people that they value/have high status. For example: Almost nobody laughs at the sharp joke the nerdy kid at school makes. Almost everyone laughs at the dumb comment the most popular kid in class makes. Also with girls. When a girl likes you she will giggle at all the dumb shit that comes out of your mouth. When she doesn't like you, not so much. The real art is in the stuff I described in my first post though.

@SaltyMeatballs try being purely sarcastic and cynical first. Tap into your dark side. Jokes and Comedy often hold a very dark nugget of truth. There is a reason so many famous comedians are depressed and try to kill themselves. John Cleese, Owen Wilson, Robin Williams, Jim Carrey, the rapper Eminem. They are all examples of this. I am sure the list is much longer. Once you master being sarcastic and cynical, try being cocky. After that bring out the Happy sauce and give a happy twist to it all.

BTW if you are actually trying to tell us you are gay that is cool too. Then just come out of the closet already. It's 2018 rainbows everywhere.

Looking at your profile pic I would be very concerned ? I often sleep in the same room with dudes that are gay. Some are black AND gay. And I am a straight white male. I am pretty much the anti-racist and I believe gays should have all the rights so that is my disclaimer. I don't think you are gay. But dude you need to stop making these shit threads. "How do I get girls?" Well fuck dude ever heard of RSD? How many times have we discussed this topic? As long as I have been on the forum that's for sure. And before that. We have made many many many threads on these topics, where to find the materials, etc. You got to grab your nuts and start getting some girls. I am starting to doubt you even really want it. Because if you really wanted it you would find a way. Sorry for being a dick, but it is what it is man. Download Tinder or something and start swiping. Then match with some girls start AND THEN ask us what you should be doing. "I already tried that" SHUT UP. Start swiping. And then I will be happy to share all my text game with you.

@JohnIsDoe I am usually not in the business of telling people to break up. I believe in working things out. But in your case you have already been fucking her for 3 years and you are not happy with the sex. It has already been 3 years the sex is not going to get better. You already cheated on her you know it's out there you will do it again. Because you grave good sex. So I really think you should breakup. No need to tell her you cheated, it serves no purpose. Then go find a girlfriend that you do have good sex with. This girlfriend of yours she will be ok in the long run. And so will you.

The first time sex is not a great experience for most people. It takes practice like everything else. Idk. They probably haven't practiced licking it alot or are not into it. It's probably like this. Me for instance I am an ass man. Boobs they don't do a whole lot for me. But women with big boobs they always seem to be in love with their boobs. "Baby play with my boobs suck on them". And I am like, I want to play with your ass. But that's just a fact from my life for your entertainment. Practice licking it. Also practice fingering her. Sit behind her, her sitting between your legs, and rub her clit. Run circles over it with your finger tips or up and down. Lube her up with her own fluids or spit on your fingers whatever you need to do. My reasoning has always been if she has fun your fun will follow. Plus I think it's fun to get them all horny. Also try putting her on all fours and fuck her doggystyle. A different position might give you better results. Sorry for the fucked up layout my phone sucks with this.

Once you have seen it you can't unsee it. It looks like a hooded KKK member.

@Marinus I forgot to mention, but instead of putting all the focus on your dick, practice ways to get her off. Get to licking her pussy (focus on her clit, not just the clit, but that's the prime spot) , and get good at that, lots of practice. You get good at that she will love you for it. Before you do anything else, go down on her. There are not too many guys who are good at that.

You never heard that? Those young guys taking it 'just because' while they don't need it and then there is too much blood flow to their dick, too much pressure, and then they need to go to the hospital.

@Marinus yeah don't do that, you are like 18? You can damage your dick taking Viagra at your age. I am serious. You are either too nervous or not sexual compatible with that girl. It is what it is. Honestly when you only tried to have sex like 4 times you don't even know how too move your ass right yet. More practice.

Tic Tac You can always get another one. Sometimes your mind, and your heart want the girl, but your body is like nah....you are like come on dude....little @Marinus is like nope!! Some girls turn you on more then other girls from my experience. 0.o Shoot for the moon even if you don't make it, you will land between the stars.

Hey man, Last time you were asking for advice on here you were not getting any sex. Now you do. So you are asking for advice and then you actually go ahead and do something with it. I like that. Possitive attitude man. Like others said jerking off too much doesn't help. Also start hitting the gym. Gives you a lot more energy. When you are in shape you will have better sex. If you are pounding away for instance and your ass starts cramping up that doesn't help. A guy in shape performs better then an out of shape guy.

@Lorcan try boxing, you are at the perfect age now.

Transform everything that is blue to orange first.

If you are 18 move out.

Plenty of advanced people in prison. Nelson Mandela was in prison for instance.

It's a nice thought. But prisons in the US are about making money. 1 in 4 people locked up in the entire world are locked up in the US. I highly recommend this documentary 13th. It's on Netflix.