I considered responding defensively, but a bit of awareness (emphasis- "a bit") has led me to perhaps an even more foolish course of action; attempted spiritual 1-upmanship:
I know your higher self would have responded differently, so I will look past the surface and see the buddha in both of us. Thank you for the list, I appreciate it and I'm sure many others will also.
Oh, I'm a son of a bitch, aren't I?