Mellowmarsh

Don’t faint!

I’m just a slow burner, but that doesn’t mean anything, it’s just my fire guard. Behind which I’m really hot as fuck. I’m both fire and ice to be exact. 🔥 🧊 My sole purpose on earth was to show man heaven. That’s my job.

It’s been a pleasure talking to you. I adore the male of the human species, I personally think they are magnificent beasts to look at. I love men. I adore them all. It’s my biological programming to love you. Like I love the baby that pops out of my body, I love the seeder who planted it, and I love kittens and puppies, snails and worms, and all sorts of creepy crawlers and all that kind of stuff, it’s all love. Yum yum. 🤫

The loose in me honours and greets the loose in you. Ha!

Hell Yeah. 🥵Now that’s what I’m talking about.

Yeah, me same. And yeah you’re right, I’m a bit stiff at times, but aren’t we all. 😉 We’re all a bit nuts here, just a big sack of balls having a ball, if you dare, that is. 😊

Btw, it’s a Maserati not a Ferrari.

It’s not kinky. Sex is identical to eating food, sometimes I do both at the same time. It’s delicious.🤤

I like you, you’re a fun guy, or is that a fungi, it’s hard to smell the difference, it’s organic and shit, there’s not mushroom in here for two, I’m a one man/ wo. Wooo me, me, me. I’m just about me.

The thing is, I love the aesthetic feel and look of a car , love a good drive, but I’m not really interested in owing one. Does that make sense? Too much maintenance, I’m a low maintenance kind of girl, and yes, I’m all woman. 👩

Nah, I’m a self driving vehicle. 😉

Morning Woody, how you feeling today? Err, well I can’t seem to control this erection, but other than that I’m fine. Okay well don’t worry about it, you were never in control, you’re just a toy in toy town. Kids and adults love to play with you. Toys are fun. Come to think of it , who put the FUN in fundamental? Hmm, it’s all bit mental to me. Well yes, so buckle up doll, let go baby, to infinity and beyond.

Jesus Fucking Christ. Yes, yes, yes, you’re all just fucking your self. Who hasn’t cried out OH MY FUCKING GOD during orgasm? That’s right, it’s a heavenly divine experience, you’re God given heaven on earth. You will move mountains and trigger earthquakes with your mighty power that’s within all of you. Keep banging big, go hard or go home. That’s your lot folks. You were made for this. God is good. There is a God and you love you. 🥰 love 🥰 love 🥰 love….it’s all you.

The raw truth is this. Ya’ll came to earth to get absolutely fucked up, there’s nothing to be ashamed about that. What else were you going to do here? What else do you imagine there is to do here? Babies suck tits, and adults suck, quite literally. It’s natural. You were born this way, don’t fight it. How on earth do you think the 8 billion people got here in the first place, well that’s obvious isn’t it. People come to earth to fuck each others brains out. I mean what the fuck else is there in life to do. There’s nothing wrong with you, you’re all just here on earth to be fucked up. The most interesting thing about that is those who admit this truth to themselves are the most enlightened, liberated, and totally free. Thumbs 👍 up to fucking, you love it, if you didn’t , you’d all be extinct by now. Happy fucked up living you all. 😊 And remember, you’re a long time dead, you only pass through here once, don’t waste your chance to be fucked up, just unleash the beast, you filthy animals. Roarrrr!! Unleash the raw man, and never hold back.