Mellowmarsh

Sounds great, heading on the “ high way” top down.

Yeah, I don’t mind. As long as we can get the motor running, that’s all that matters.

Don’t faint!

I’m just a slow burner, but that doesn’t mean anything, it’s just my fire guard. Behind which I’m really hot as fuck. I’m both fire and ice to be exact. 🔥 🧊 My sole purpose on earth was to show man heaven. That’s my job.

It’s been a pleasure talking to you. I adore the male of the human species, I personally think they are magnificent beasts to look at. I love men. I adore them all. It’s my biological programming to love you. Like I love the baby that pops out of my body, I love the seeder who planted it, and I love kittens and puppies, snails and worms, and all sorts of creepy crawlers and all that kind of stuff, it’s all love. Yum yum. 🤫

The loose in me honours and greets the loose in you. Ha!

Hell Yeah. 🥵Now that’s what I’m talking about.

Yeah, me same. And yeah you’re right, I’m a bit stiff at times, but aren’t we all. 😉 We’re all a bit nuts here, just a big sack of balls having a ball, if you dare, that is. 😊

Btw, it’s a Maserati not a Ferrari.

It’s not kinky. Sex is identical to eating food, sometimes I do both at the same time. It’s delicious.🤤

I like you, you’re a fun guy, or is that a fungi, it’s hard to smell the difference, it’s organic and shit, there’s not mushroom in here for two, I’m a one man/ wo. Wooo me, me, me. I’m just about me.

The thing is, I love the aesthetic feel and look of a car , love a good drive, but I’m not really interested in owing one. Does that make sense? Too much maintenance, I’m a low maintenance kind of girl, and yes, I’m all woman. 👩

Nah, I’m a self driving vehicle. 😉

Morning Woody, how you feeling today? Err, well I can’t seem to control this erection, but other than that I’m fine. Okay well don’t worry about it, you were never in control, you’re just a toy in toy town. Kids and adults love to play with you. Toys are fun. Come to think of it , who put the FUN in fundamental? Hmm, it’s all bit mental to me. Well yes, so buckle up doll, let go baby, to infinity and beyond.