Schizophonia

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  1. Yes, exactly. Cool. Where ? Paris i guess.
  2. If i use a cleanser i look like i putted my head in the washing machine.
  3. Me i am the one who orders a starter, a main course, a cocktail, a soda, a dessert and a coffee. -"Here's the bill" -"The other waitress has a nice ass... ๐Ÿค”" -"Heu what did you say ? ๐Ÿคจ" -"oh sorry, nothing at all ๐Ÿ˜… I think out loud" holds out his bank card* ๐Ÿค— -"...๐Ÿ˜‘"
  4. What's your nationality ? No, for now I prefer to pollute yours. One day I'll make a short humorous feature film like "Valentin against the Nazi gypsies" or something like that, lol there's a way to make something funny. Too bad I still have too much to do and even do not have a computer anymore.
  5. Yes it's a banger. If a day you have a girlfriend with that is a little too flat for your taste, i can give you some places in France. In a few weeks it is folded , the only side effect is that she risks having gas that does not really smells like roses. The calorific power of the French countryside. Oh yea i know what it is, but polenta is more compact isn't it ? My mom did sweated one when i was little. Bledina porridge for children too, I loved it lol. A real daddy. ๐Ÿ˜‰ I'm the only one who eats the parts with the fat pieces. Same with pork. Water.
  6. Just hope he puts some butter in it. Otherwise i will land in the Netherlands. Tap on the window* "OHH, Salvijus, what are you doing? So you blaspheme food in front of a frenchy? " Shakes a pan with a threatening air*
  7. What a curious imagination. Looks like my mom.
  8. It still tastes good. Less "healthy" automatically but nevermind. And me a big entrecote with aligot But it's probably good too, i haven't eaten porridge for several years, i didn't even know you can make it with corn.
  9. No it's cool, it's cute. At worst you can in fine recycle all these noted little insights into more complete ideas.
  10. The return of BK. I see Probably the same guy who had the idea of suckle a cow lol
  11. I've tried to at high school but it was only to see how the food tasted better afterwards ; And indeed, i've broken my fast with a clementine and it was incredible. Haven't used electrolytes, too complicated. mhhh... yuum... (ironic*) I imagine a big viking from the early middle ages who was supposed to bleed a pig with a friend before having a meltdown and deciding that it was a good idea to put honey in coagulated pork blood. And this shit was born. I like it too.
  12. The psychedelic i'm the more afraid to test of.
  13. Yeah yeah in know my swedish rabbit, you prefer pastries made with pork blood Otherwise a Paris Brest it's also very good, or a mille feuille... mhhh...
  14. You did a water fast ? I've never tried, then well in general i take this 1 liter carton of shitty coconut water certainly pasteurized at 2000 degrees for hours lol, so i don't really know about the electrolytes quality.
  15. Exa. All that's missing is a rum baba.
  16. You have never tried coconut water ? I love coconut so much, my favourite fruits with cashew.
  17. I hope drinking coconut water in a hammock while smoking and listening to Chopin is a passion. Because otherwise what am I doing with my life? ๐Ÿค”
  18. say this sentence with a knight's voice*
  19. I've also thought to something else.
  20. dw of courssse limp wrist*
  21. I know you were about to escape, fortunately Keryo was here ๐Ÿค— We will be able to live happily in this new house now ๐Ÿ˜‰ lay barbed wire*
  22. Yes, it's logical. You don't have to answer me straight away when it's like that.