Schizophonia

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  1. Actually both my parents are the human embodiment of deceit, so with DNA alone I could only end up like this lol. It's like a family of demonic elves crawling out of the asshole of a bad DMT trip were incarnated. Ahah, whatever.
  2. Real lol, imagine me... But even worst.
  3. Ty you, i still have plenty of other strategies in my pocket but i don't want to spoil my otter. My (drunk) dad has learned me everything.
  4. @Spiritual Warrior Approach her (if you’re too much a coward take some Xanax ) and say her « Heyyy how are you ? » And them you look at her quickly from the top to the bottom and you add, shaking slightly your head : « So that’s would be this super bonus that the boss promised me next to my salary ? 🤔😎 » Bom, garanted effect.
  5. And me for a year ! In addition i have plenty of 4 HO MET in my bag. mhhhh
  6. Yes ofc, it’s multifactorial.
  7. Indeed she is very cute eheh.
  8. I live in the world prehistorian capital (Dordogne)
  9. No, it's just human nature.
  10. Understanding.
  11. That his problem isn't that important.
  12. Steroids directly induces damages. Car accident is just a rare eventuality.
  13. If you're high dopamine you can't be "sick of life". High dopamine is very euphoric with a lot of libido, everything feels intense and your "insertion" into reality is strong.
  14. That's good. I'm proud of you indeed. sniff*
  15. Yeah yeah, heated in the microwave with sugar on top isn't it. Damn Swede.
  16. He would like kill people. ... Fortunately, he was too lazy.
  17. Thanks you, it's just my imagination at 22h eheh. Baguette flow
  18. -"You will have less energy but it's largely balanced by your new superpower on your pocket french chad, let me demonstrate ". -"Hoonneey !" -"Hum, yes ? 🥱😑" -Unbuttons her bra and shows her breasts -"😵‍💫" -"Ok, do you see the pastry you talked to me about ? 😏" -"Yes, paris brestttt 😵‍💫" -"Yeaahh, well, you can goint can you go buy some for me? Isn't it🤗" -"Yes mistress, i will do these 2500km for you 😵‍💫" leave the room* -Buttons again her bra and turns herself again toward the camera. -"And here it is ! 🤗"