Yimpa

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  1. I don’t do it out of politeness. Radar cruise control allows the car do most of the work, effortlessly. The car’s sensors are conforming to the road conditions.
  2. I only feel comfortable farting openly and cheekily with Beans.
  3. I have surrendered to The Devil and no longer take psychiatric medication
  4. The next time someone asks me what my special interests are, I will cut the social games and speak my truth: Love and Death.
  5. “It’s over Anakin. I’m high”
  6. When the nerds peak, they win a brilliancy prize.
  7. “Lemme take you on an el lucid date hehehe”
  8. Yep, I started playing with that recently. I need to take a long break after taking it.
  9. the bad news... you don't exist. the good news... there's nothing to worry about.
  10. hey @Beans, let’s bebird our tweeters!
  11. Enlightenment is when survival stops being mistaken for Truth. Survival is when enlightenment stops being mistaken for Truth. Truth is when Truth is Truth — [If you’re trying to figure out what Truth is and are confused, that’s the second line.]
  12. “You got the wrong guy” (CC misheard 0:40)