Yimpa

And I’m becoming the woman I always wanted to be after 4 months of hard work. If I tried this in some other states or countries or time, I’d surely be killed for it.

Unless you’re Elongating the truth

“Deputy accused of killing Sonya Massey in Springfield was discharged from Army for serious misconduct” Article here

And now it’s time for a serene bedtime story to close the most important chapter of US history. Thanks grandpa!

I prefer pot for legal reasons ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

See you all in hell!

I’m left speechless. My history books are being banned.

I usually overestimate my potential. I am learning to humble myself.

You’ll be fine as long as you don’t unintentionally pass gas while flirting with dat ass.

Like first checking the expiration date on your CANned beans. You don’t want to get married at the wrong time and end up in a shitty situation.

Heartbreak.

This explains why my mother has been telling me to fill my cup lately…

I’m revoking my Earth citizenship. Humans are cringe!!!

https://apps.apple.com/us/app/the-simpsons-tapped-out/id497595276

I’m moving to Springfield.

Yes

I tried explaining to my mother what solipsism is. Now I am grounded.

RIP nondualists who can’t watch due to not having a past or future We salute 🫡

We will even have children presidents long after we’re gone!

They/them are very successful

There are infinite traps, but not all of them are equal. Leo’s ass is the biggest trap