Yimpa

@Nivsch do you live in Israel?

What made you decide to get into politics?

I’m so blind!

Meep

The “you” is missing. Where did I go?

Crying is not a necessary condition for profound mystical experiences. I've had plenty of those without the crocodile tears.

Keep up the good work, you’re on the right path

You are Consciousness deluding itself to be a human. ba-da-ba-BA-BAAA… I’m Loving You!

Use baking soda and heat to easily clean stainless steel

I had my psychotic break on March 4th, 2019. I call that day the “Psychotic March For Truth”. Also notice how that day was 9 months before the first known COVID-19 case. Did I give birth to COVID?! I was also 22 at the time. I ain’t a conspiracy theorist, folks. I’m just putting two and two together!

( an up-to-date about my provider: ) Last week, I read an upsetting review for my eye doctor. One patient said he became frustrated and yelled at them, "this isn't rocket science!" when they were just asking for guidance on how to use their medication. Reading this review created fear and contempt for him, inside me… until I connected it with this forum post by our dear friend Emerald.. You know what? My eye doctor could’ve just been relieving their childhood Team Rocket fantasy, which completely reframes the rude comment as hilarious instead of offensive. He is probably also dealing with myopia from all the mesmerizing hours he has spent playing with his original Game Boy. Video game references can truly make real-life situations way more entertaining.

Fun fact: one of my all-time favorite video games growing up was Pokémon @Emerald !

Consciousness is Invisible

Yo mama is God. Thank you Mom for creating me

God is so chill that even flirting with the Devil turns into Divine.

Eternal Reincarnation

If it is your first time using cart-iron, be very careful not to burn yourself, especially because the handle gets scorching hot. Respect Mike Tyson Chicken.

Seeing the man who created your childhood superhero (Rocky) succumb to this corrupted nonsense is heartbreaking, but also liberating. It just goes to show that all your idols turn out to be weasels in the end