Yimpa

We will find her again, don't you worry! I cannot wait to explore more with you

Made it back home safely!

My car is fixed - and the shuttle is on the way to pick me up - so I can pick up my car. Would be funny if we hit the same pothole again "Who needs a K-hole when you've got a pothole?" -me driving on the highway

God can also be incomplete and divided and needy, no problemo.

The transition of power will be peaceful, no lives will be lost, and we will all live happily ever after.

I've met pretty intelligent therapists who understand how to treat OCD. They're a rare breed, though.

Ovaries Cock Dick

All I know is that Allan Lickman’s tongue is cleaner than Donald Trumps’, that is for sure.

Pair-a-ducks

PM is clever and deceptive

You’re playing with yourself.

People lie. And the politicians are elected by the people. So therein lies the problem

God is Kermit.

No need to worry for long, the far-right is making a resurgence in germany

"I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time. So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance." -Steven Wright

Bruhhh, that reminds me of Episode 7 of BoJack Horseman 💀

PMs are the best liars

This thread could be of service to you. Enjoy!

"When life hits you with a pothole, this is an opportunity to take a brake." -my broke ass

The city better reimburse me for this tire since it ain’t covered under my warranty…. Plus I take my pot legally!

Just hit a pothole… after driving for a total of 2 mins! Need to get my tire replaced. The Toyota worker is kind and said he’s gonna drive me home since they live in the same area as me

Gonna start a DoorDashing shift with Beans in 30 mins. 90 miles apart.

Wrong. This is an immature way to go about using psychedelics.