Yimpa

I just walked from my bedroom that’s upstairs to my kitchen downstairs. Now I’m looking for my enlightenment… I can smell its aroma nearby. Enlightenment, I’m gonna eat you up!

I relate to this. It’s as if my mind is communicating that which is wanting to be expressed more fully. Resisting this intuition does bring endless resistances and doubts.

Identification and thoughts are also Intelligent. It’s like seeing the same thing, in a totally new way, for infinity. To claim one thought is more Intelligent than another thought is implying that there are two Intelligences having thoughts. YES and NO! Will I explain further? Love <3 Is that a heart, an ice cream cone, or a triangle with a tush? It’s YOU, ME, GOD. Woohoo!!!

Jokes can make or break a relationship, that’s for sure Will Smith and Chris Rock is one of the best love stories ever made out.

Rub her shoulder a bit, and simply explain as you’re doing so that you’re removing some lint you see on her shirt. If she is not wearing a shirt with sleeves, tap her shoulder 3 times and mention how her shoulder reminds you of a hotel bell and how you were calling her for assistance. When the timing is right, hit her with the punchline: Ask her, which way to the elevator? Shall we elevate this date, babe?

Same reason why God wakes up to itself. God can be complete or incomplete. Notice needing complete to be different than being incomplete in your mind. Your children need you to be authentic. Showing your insecurities in a vulnerable and gentle way will benefit your children. No need to hide

Speaking to yourself, aren’t ya?

Not if you had a footlong of fettuccine 😏 Okay… back to meditating you weirdos!

I’ve dated plenty of people with mood swing issues. Logically, it’s no wonder why my relationships always feel like a nauseating roller coaster!

I agree, meditation is great. Not saying not to do it, but I just don’t see it as something that needs to be practiced outside what you consider the “illusion”. GOD is Infinite Confusion.

I don’t trust touching others because I don’t trust touching myself. Whenever I look in the mirror I see something wrong with me. I can’t touch or connect with something wrong. However, I’ve been working on embracing what I see in that mirror, instead of hyperfixating on flawed ideas of me. In doing so, I learn to touch and love others in a more holistic way as well.

My mind's playing tricks on me.

I wish I was never born in a religious system. I wish I was never indoctrinated with conservative beliefs. I wish the school system didn’t fail me. I wish the mental healthcare system didn’t fail me. I wish that I wasn’t born with a severe eczema. I wish that I was never bullied by my family and schoolmates growing up. I wish that I wasn’t a minority in a the US. I wish I didn’t allow other people to dictate my life. I wish I wasn’t obedient and learned to follow my intuition more. ————- All of this wishing can be let go of if you really want to. That does NOT mean you have to give up your life and run away from the world. You can embrace the world and yourself. If you need some time to isolate, go do it. But I urge you not to commit your entire life to isolation. Duality and Non-duality are ONE! You may now kiss the bride 👰‍♂️

Dwelling on wasted opportunity at any age is problematic. It’s also wise to not put so much blame on yourself. For example, if you’re diagnosed with a rare medical condition that even doctors have a difficult time treating, should you dwell and beat yourself up over that? How you respond to your unique circumstances is what really matters here. Judging yourself keeps you stuck in victimhood.

Autism is a spectrum, nothing wrong with having it! I promise you, there are very attractive autistic people out there.

Not to yuck your yum here, but isn’t meditation also something this wonky illusion offers?

And touching isn’t just physical. You can also touch somebody emotionally. I do well when it comes to touching someone emotionally, but physical touching is something I am severely deficient in. I’ve started learning to love touching myself, first and foremost.

Realizing that you are your greatest teacher. Also your greatest roadblock. Nobody is stopping you, but you.

Nah, I ain’t enlightened yet Being aware of having biases is critical. Even stating that you are enlightened is a bias, ain’t it?

A topic discussing biases and bigotries is bound to have no controversy whatsoever.

Got rejected and heartbroken yesterday. Talked to an old crush today and we plan on hanging out soon. Life goes on, baby.

We all know that God has 69 senses. End of story.

Bunny enlightenment CONFIRMED!

Why did the pick-up artist cross the road? To share his mobile hotspot signal with all the hotties on the other side, because they all lack an unlimited mobile data plan… it’s not because they are poor, but because they have a shit ton of student debt. DUH!