Yimpa

I thought I would be the One to guide Her, but She actually guided Me Home.

Namaste!

This woman can help open you up:

Asking for reassurance, are we?

Do NOT do any of the following: Ideally, you want to also SING to the karaoke version at least once a year (like how you go for your annual checkup at the doctor’s office):

Apple makes better chips than the Intel Core processors. Enlightenment is better than Awakening.

What makes Leo more special than the color red?

Did you take any psychedelics in the past week?

@28 cm unbuffed that ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ implies that you’re open to that possibility

Did you meet him during a trip?

Clever, I didn’t think of that as an option! A deep relationship will change the entire course of your life. You’ll discover that for yourself

Is it more accurate to say that you’re looking for short-term relationships and friends with benefits?

I feel that. I tend to fall into limerence when I discover someone really attractive.

Observing your mind is huge. Learning to notice when you’re doubting yourself is huge. Not by telling yourself it’s wrong or bad to have doubts, but to simply be aware of what is fueling that doubt. If you’re doubting why you’re doubting, I doubt you figured it out!

Pros and cons list https://www.indeed.com/career-advice/career-development/pros-and-cons-list

Aww, that’s sweet. I’ve never been called a Greek myth before

The problem is having this fantastical goal of acquiring a girlfriend or a boyfriend. “I need to be in an intimate relationship.” Why? You need to be in touch with why you want one in the first place. Will they complete a part of you that is lacking? Is it due to social pressure from friends and/or family? Is it to show her off like a sports car?

Having your hand near a girl’s shoulder does do wonders

The aliens finally consumed Leo, himself, as a psychedelic.

Like tryin to find God?

Yes, I can jerk off to myself when I imagine a beautiful, attractive woman.

This guy just won’t shut up

And yet you are no longer a child anymore. You don’t have to keep living with that story. Talk to your childhood self with love and compassion, and tell him he is good enough.

Why does no one ask how to make the mind louder? I want it to be so fucking loud that it wakes me up!!

This guy is high.