Yimpa

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  1. If all you keep doing is questioning a woman all you’ll be left with is doubt.

  2. Loyalty to Leo's teachings

    Yimpa replied to EdgeGod900's topic in Personal Development -- [Main]

    I am not loyal to Leo. What sick fuck takes a shit all over his carpet and enjoys it over his hot girlfriend??! Which doctor should Leo see??? If you’d actually take a shit like that to “out-doo-doo”Leo, please weee you gtfoutta here? Thanks!
  3. So.. SEX?! I LOVE AWAKENING!!!
  4. Of course my
  5. That was a fucking beautiful LOVE story. My goodness, and on your 777th post too??? YOU WIN, BABY!!!!! YOU WON THE LOTTERY…. YEEEHAW!
  6. What does the h in between Sadhguru’s name mean? Is he a sad horny guru? Is he an Intel processor of spiritual wisdom?!
  7. God is an amazing chef 🧑‍🍳 👩‍🍳 👨‍🍳
  8. There is no suffering when you are snuggled with you best buddy!
  9. I am currently snuggled under a weighted blanket. Are you stalking me
  10. I intentionally joined a club that my crush goes to. Just waiting to see if I get approved
  11. I’ve had hundreds of girls kick me out.
  12. I’ve done pick up at the mall hundreds of times, yet never got kicked out. You’re probably saying some sus things to women, which is not cool.
  14. Aliens
  15. GOD help us all
  16. Rumor has it that suffering is imaginary.. but not to a human.
  17. Consider that your hand doesn’t need a human intellect to be conscious of itself. Consider what your hand would look like if not from a human’s perspective.
  18. Havin’ a bearry good time
  19. I finally deciphered why my shit smells.
  20. My entire hand is an entire fuckin’ universe. Don’f even ask about my other hand!
  21. All the dream characters are just as real as you make them out to be.

  22. Difficulty wiping a$$

    Yimpa replied to FourCrossedWands's topic in Health, Fitness, Nutrition, Supplements

    I’m not joking when I say this: I only discovered what the size of an asshole looks like a week ago. Welcome to having a neurodivergent mind
  23. I would date that
  24. When you approach someone so irresistible that they become the psychedelic itself
  25. Insane interactions are also real fun. One time I told a woman that she is a hot, fiery goddess licking a super sweet lollipop, who happens to be me. Of course, this kind of interaction only really works with those who are already intimate with you to begin with.