Yimpa

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  1. I’ve had hundreds of girls kick me out.
  2. I’ve done pick up at the mall hundreds of times, yet never got kicked out. You’re probably saying some sus things to women, which is not cool.
  3. Rumor has it that suffering is imaginary.. but not to a human.
  4. Consider that your hand doesn’t need a human intellect to be conscious of itself. Consider what your hand would look like if not from a human’s perspective.
  5. I finally deciphered why my shit smells.
  6. My entire hand is an entire fuckin’ universe. Don’f even ask about my other hand!
  7. All the dream characters are just as real as you make them out to be.
  8. I’m not joking when I say this: I only discovered what the size of an asshole looks like a week ago. Welcome to having a neurodivergent mind
  9. When you approach someone so irresistible that they become the psychedelic itself
  10. Insane interactions are also real fun. One time I told a woman that she is a hot, fiery goddess licking a super sweet lollipop, who happens to be me. Of course, this kind of interaction only really works with those who are already intimate with you to begin with.
  11. The evidence is nowhere else. Right here. Piña colada. A priest imagining Jesus is just as Truth as a scientist imagining atoms. In any case, what would Consciousness be refuting if not for Consciousness?
  12. Depends on how indifferent you are to their apparent, separate meanings.
  13. This is precisely how I communicate with all genders
  14. God’s Infinite Perfection, in a nutshell. Breaking the shell - free of its limitations, while also embracing them. You no longer see people stuck in a shell. The Shell of Infinity is unified onto itself through ALL possible persons and beyond.
  15. Her true colors blossom as you authentically be present with her however she wants to be.
  16. No need to judge the scientific community harshly. They are doing their best given the best tools they currently have so far.
  17. I fell in love with a beautiful woman who others perceive as creepy. I see past the societal judgments. She’s not creepy. She is different and I relate to so much of her internal and external struggles, too. Yes, even if they’re expressed in different ways! I don’t need to be a certain way to connect deeply with her, I simply need to be what I am and the opposite of what others have conflated her to be.
  18. Aliens will do that to the Dr. It’s the Dr that needed the procedure all along! At the end of the day, we are all just probing each other. To various degrees of probation.