Yimpa

One of my worst trips happened to be about being a terrible sinner; that God was going to punish me and everyone that I loved. It felt like being gaslit x1000. I spent the next year gradually breaking rules that were implanted onto me from childhood. Go through this arduous process, and you start to realize how ridiculous it is to follow rules that no longer align with your fullest potential. You do the complete opposite of what you were taught was good, and you start living a badass and more authentic life.

I was craving ice cream all alone last night, so I hung out with friends and we drank hot cocoa w/ marshmallows while watching a movie instead.

Thank you. This was a great reminder not to be afraid of humans. I actually have an allergic reaction to humans, but I am learning to gradually consume them in tiny bits at a time, a strategy proven to work by the scientific community: https://www.chop.edu/centers-programs/oral-immunotherapy-program/oral-immunotherapy-101-learning-module#:~:text=Oral immunotherapy%2C or OIT%2C helps,body's resistance to the food.

AI The Walrus

Ram Dass is more enlightened than a computer with da max RAM capacitiess

Infinite insights? More like, infinite infidelities.

No wonder horror movies have so many sequels and remakes. All jokes aside, love will keep tickling you until you die.

Intimacy with a potential partner starts off playful and silly. As we go deeper, it morphs into vulnerability and seriousness. What started off as a joke ends up in marriage. Now you’re watching SpongeBob with a 5 year old child.

You can work on building a meaningful relationship with your partner. You can realize that the only partner is You.

Get out your yoga mats fellas, it’s time to stretch out yer funny bones!

Just don’t be over prepared.

I tried laughing at myself daily, but my 30-day free trial just ended. I can’t afford to renew my subscription because I died laughing. 💀

Always make sure to cross out your mistakes

You be the judge.

What’s that, a Snapchat filter? k.

Is that an advanced form of self-inquiry?

I’m the complete opposite. Struggle in person yet great at texting conversation.

Maybe the LSD is telling you to chill, that you don’t need to continue chasing pleasure anymore. Can you be at peace doing nothing and not needing to be productive all the time?

Nice, I’m going to an enlightenment workshop tomorrow. Not because I need to go there to become enlightened, but because I have nothing else better to do

BiaS is BS.