Yimpa

Ram Dass is more enlightened than a computer with da max RAM capacitiess

Infinite insights? More like, infinite infidelities.

No wonder horror movies have so many sequels and remakes. All jokes aside, love will keep tickling you until you die.

Intimacy with a potential partner starts off playful and silly. As we go deeper, it morphs into vulnerability and seriousness. What started off as a joke ends up in marriage. Now you’re watching SpongeBob with a 5 year old child.

You can work on building a meaningful relationship with your partner. You can realize that the only partner is You.

Get out your yoga mats fellas, it’s time to stretch out yer funny bones!

Just don’t be over prepared.

I tried laughing at myself daily, but my 30-day free trial just ended. I can’t afford to renew my subscription because I died laughing. 💀

Always make sure to cross out your mistakes

You be the judge.

What’s that, a Snapchat filter? k.

Is that an advanced form of self-inquiry?

I’m the complete opposite. Struggle in person yet great at texting conversation.

Maybe the LSD is telling you to chill, that you don’t need to continue chasing pleasure anymore. Can you be at peace doing nothing and not needing to be productive all the time?

Nice, I’m going to an enlightenment workshop tomorrow. Not because I need to go there to become enlightened, but because I have nothing else better to do

BiaS is BS.

Then you’re in for a rude awakening. Jk, you’re on the right path

Let’s go! Thank you for sharing.

Sickness healed wisely makes you stronger

@Vibes That was literally my psychologist’s face the first time I mentioned psychedelics. Now they’re becoming more open to it! Now who is the one who is sick

Heh, this happened the first time I played a boxing video game in VR. When the boxer approached and jabbed me for the first time, I literally flung my head back in intense fear. Now I just see it as a joke and mercilessly punch his lifeless body on the ground after I’d just knocked him out. And nobody stops me.