Yimpa

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  1. You can work on building a meaningful relationship with your partner. You can realize that the only partner is You.
  2. Get out your yoga mats fellas, it’s time to stretch out yer funny bones!
  3. I tried laughing at myself daily, but my 30-day free trial just ended. I can’t afford to renew my subscription because I died laughing. 💀
  4. I’m the complete opposite. Struggle in person yet great at texting conversation.
  5. Maybe the LSD is telling you to chill, that you don’t need to continue chasing pleasure anymore. Can you be at peace doing nothing and not needing to be productive all the time?
  6. Nice, I’m going to an enlightenment workshop tomorrow. Not because I need to go there to become enlightened, but because I have nothing else better to do
  7. Then you’re in for a rude awakening. Jk, you’re on the right path
  8. Sickness healed wisely makes you stronger
  9. @Vibes That was literally my psychologist’s face the first time I mentioned psychedelics. Now they’re becoming more open to it! Now who is the one who is sick
  10. Heh, this happened the first time I played a boxing video game in VR. When the boxer approached and jabbed me for the first time, I literally flung my head back in intense fear. Now I just see it as a joke and mercilessly punch his lifeless body on the ground after I’d just knocked him out. And nobody stops me.
  11. The Boston Marathon bomber has a similar story https://www.cnn.com/2015/05/04/us/boston-bombing-tsarnaev-sentencing/index.html
  12. Trying to bite a basketball for 84 years is likely to cause brain damage.
  13. Mental illness is Love, but good luck convincing a psychologist that.
  14. God is hearing itself. Consciousness is just happening. Infinity cannot hear itself. Love is just Truth. Saying Infinite Intelligence is hearing itself implies 2, Mind and something for Omniscience to hear.