Yimpa

I award you with… NOTHINGNESS!!!

What does the h in between Sadhguru’s name mean? Is he a sad horny guru? Is he an Intel processor of spiritual wisdom?!

God is an amazing chef 🧑‍🍳 👩‍🍳 👨‍🍳

There is no suffering when you are snuggled with you best buddy!

I am currently snuggled under a weighted blanket. Are you stalking me

I intentionally joined a club that my crush goes to. Just waiting to see if I get approved

Let’s be real (lol), if you say you’re not Consciousness it ain’t gonna matter to Consciousness at all. Matter is Consciousness, heh.

I’ve had hundreds of girls kick me out.

I’ve done pick up at the mall hundreds of times, yet never got kicked out. You’re probably saying some sus things to women, which is not cool.

Aliens

GOD help us all

Rumor has it that suffering is imaginary.. but not to a human.

Consider that your hand doesn’t need a human intellect to be conscious of itself. Consider what your hand would look like if not from a human’s perspective.

Havin’ a bearry good time

I finally deciphered why my shit smells.

My entire hand is an entire fuckin’ universe. Don’f even ask about my other hand!

All the dream characters are just as real as you make them out to be.

I’m not joking when I say this: I only discovered what the size of an asshole looks like a week ago. Welcome to having a neurodivergent mind

I would date that

When you approach someone so irresistible that they become the psychedelic itself

Insane interactions are also real fun. One time I told a woman that she is a hot, fiery goddess licking a super sweet lollipop, who happens to be me. Of course, this kind of interaction only really works with those who are already intimate with you to begin with.

GTP-4 and Leo falling in love, lol:

The evidence is nowhere else. Right here. Piña colada. A priest imagining Jesus is just as Truth as a scientist imagining atoms. In any case, what would Consciousness be refuting if not for Consciousness?

Depends on how indifferent you are to their apparent, separate meanings.