Yimpa

Ya’ll are gonna make me sentimental now The mushrooms make a lot of sense now. Take my hand

God damn, Leo got hella sexy.

Never, ever try to correct a woman on a date. You’re the student, and she’s the hot teacher. Got it??

You can be a dick by playing hard to get. It’s a hard thing to do, but the best for the both of ya. Like making a spicy, creamy curry in a slow cooker.

Welp…. this clip makes a whole lotta sense now.

My Asian ancestors are about to beat the living crap out of you. Better watch out! Never mind, I just called them up. They said they’ll let you off the hook as long as you promise to eat a huge plate of noodles on your next birthday

Being wrong is underrated… at least, being absolutely wrong consciously. Which virtually nobody on this planet is doing

It takes a great deal of maturity to be an active listener, especially when someone you hold close starts dumping all their trauma onto you out of the blue. Instead of trying to correct them and needing them to be a different way, you let them authentically share their experience as if it was your own. This doesn’t mean that you become a dirty mat for anyone to walk all over. Instead, you’re like a shining light that guides the lost back home when the moment calls for it (i.e., you’re not actively looking for people to fix). The potential to help those in desperation long-term is high, but so is the potential for abuse. That is, manipulating others onto your own selfish agenda after you gain their trust. It’s no wonder why this is an extremely rare trait to embody, even within spiritual groups.

Butt Leooooo! Get your ass off the toilet!!!!

Sanity is a hell of a drug

While these enlightened nuts keep preaching that the ego is an illusion, you can seriously question that assumption to the bone.

Not necessarily! The dream characters can be identical to reality, which is why this goes waaaaay deeper than enlightenment. Let that shit sink in

When I was 7 years old in private school, a traveling priest unexpectedly visited our class. He came to give a lecture about sickness and healing. This was quite the surprise, as I happened to be having a sore throat on that day. After the lecture was over, he offered us a healing ritual one by one, so we all got in line. When it was finally my turn, he put his hands gently over my neck while giving a short, 10-second prayer. Miraculously, my sore throat went away soon after that healing. This is definitely something beyond normal that happened on that faithful day, and it also shows that not all priests are pedophiles.

Everytime you try to convince Leo that you’re enlightened:

Not just anyone is worth your attention, so it’s even better that you have a high intuition in regards to who you decide to communicate with. Be like a rare vase in a museum that few give attention to, but upon further inspection its value is worth much more than it initially appeared on the surface

Now I understand why my current therapist never uses the word “trauma” in our sessions. Even if I’ve tried my damndest to convince her that I have it with logic and reason. It’s only a matter of time when you’ll be ready to transcend human trauma.

Now this is what real politics looks like, not the crap we see in other forums!

@Danioover9000 There’s a good chance that one of my distant relatives was a rapist. It would be difficult to know for sure, since my family culture did a phenomenal job hiding dirty secrets. I’m not saying you won’t go through hardships. I’m saying that it’s not the end of the story.

Dancing is great! I’ve had a deep awakening one time while dancing impromptu. Probably because I realized that there is not one right/true way of dancing ? ?

Don’t assume that hardship is necessarily a death sentence.

That depends on what one’s definition and understanding of what “awake” means. As with anything. And, of course, that can change drastically depending on one’s state of consciousness. For example, you can be in such a state where words themselves become completely meaningless, yet make absolute sense simultaneously. This, of course, would require a different state of consciousness than you’re currently in right now.

Notice: A spiritual person says Enlightenment is Actual An American says the USA is Actual A Roman Catholic says Jesus is Actual A scientist says that matter is Actual But what happens when you transcend spiritual teachings? Play a video game that takes place in a totally different universe? Drop your religion? Take a psychedelic? Then what?

It’s hard to make serious mistakes when you love yourself, first and foremost. Let’s start with that!

@Inliytened1 I Love You, too.