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Get rid of almost everything in your house, then, cus that’s coming from China. They make some really high quality stuff nowadays.

Oh, the cover art for that song is actually that sign!

Just like my dad. For the record, I do not have daddy issues. I used to, but then once I resolved them I was able to get into a commited relationship.

I have no idea who David Lynch is, or that movie, but I love this song! Is the song theme related to that movie?

The ban is scheduled for Sunday. Now all these kids will start going to church again. Hallelujah!

Yes!

You are Divinely Stupid

Of course they care about the hostages, but they care about them for extremely selfish reasons. Contemplate: What purpose do the hostages serve to each side of the war?

@undeather Cheers to wisdom!

Fear not, take my hand and swim with me towards Nirvana!

You have a natural sage-like voice.

You are comparing two very different drugs, so they should be treated as such.

Paradoxically, excessive alcohol consumption can lead to dehydration, which could increase kidney stone risk. Source: My sober mind

Every eczema-flare up I experience is like another bomb being thrown at me from a terrorist organization. And these bombs come at waves when you least expect it.

What was your experience like raising a toddler and welcoming a new baby during the pandemic? And what helped you get through that intense time?

What do you mean specifically, are you doing it inside a closet?

Don’t let these journal entries deceive you, because this bad romance is far from perfect. There are highs and there are lows. The lows are much more difficult to sincerely hold myself accountable to. I’ve acted like a real jerk to you these past few days, and I’ve decided enough is enough. I am officially calling for a ceasefire to this conflict. So help me God let go of my own selfishness. We are on our way to celebrate this ceasefire by eating at Taco Palenque with our family.

*Certified Apple Genius Mode Unlocked*

Kid Rock: “I’m a peaceful man.” Also Kid Rock:

What the actual f:

Let’s ground ourselves.

I am autistic and I am proud!

It is quite healthy to observe the fascist within yourself and the mechanisms behind it.